Lil's Bar 5

Anything as long as it covers my Bingo wings!

I haven't worn a frock in ages, still do the necessary though.

What?

NO Pete - "dis dress" not "distress"

Illiterate so and so. they don't learn 'em anyfink at Schull thes days"

True enough Gramps...........perhaps we should have a 'Quiz Nite' ....nice dress by the way!!

You know, the necessary!

Err No !

Oh for heavens sake, keeping the legs shaved and smooth even if you only wear trousers.

I thought everyone knew that.

Passes the time I suppose.......do you use 'aftershave' by any chance?

x

No, don't be silly!

off now, past my bedtime.

Glad you like it mate, It should go
nicely wiv them 'orrile multicoloured jeans wot you bort an' bright pink shirt!!
Ere, we're not 'oldin' 'ands at this do, are we??

JUST GOOD FRIENDS Officer!!

Oooh I'm right riled tonight, just got stroppy on two threads, don't know what's come over me

Just a quick large one, please chaps then I must away to try to get the remote control away from Mr P. Bloody cheek, comes home a day early and thinks he can watch whatever he likes!

Still, must be grateful for small mercies, as least like me he hates football.

Pete will have been sorry to have missed you with your dander up, phoenix! Well done on those threads, BTW!

Ana..... A laydee 'in drink' and with her dander up is not for me, well not until the football is over!

Pint please Lil...

Pete! I hope you weren't casting nasturtiums on phoenix - there was no suggestion that she had been imbibing!

I am not in drink, partly because there's been no bugger here to serve me one.

Thanks Ana, it's not really like me, is it?

Perhaps it's just the new, assertive you, phoenix! Why not stick your head above the parapet once in a while? (I know it's scary...I've been shot down myself several times ).

Naaah Ana I just get really narked by bad manners and people talking bollocks rubbish

Me too phoenix ..can I refill your pint pots laydees?....

Oh, there you are Pete! Football finished then? Not seen Goose for a while - hope all this talk about 'danders' didn't get her worried!
(I don't buy all that talk about dandruff...)

What talk about dandruff Ana ?

Yes please Pete you know how I like it.

I reckon Goose has had her gander up often enough.......

janeainsworth's post on the Ladbrokes thread.

Pete knows how everyone likes it!

Where's Ella these days?

Phoenix I'll have to go down first.............to fetch the soda

...didn't Ella get a fireman's lift home the other night....