Damn! I just spilt some milk

Do you want to borrow a cat? One of mine is eagerly eyeing Mr absent's bowl of porridge at this very minute.

Good thinking, absent. Send one over, would you?

You use a milk jug? Straight out of the container here!

Less gets spilled if I use a small jug.

Teapot, cup (china, yes really), no saucer, small milk jug. It's one of those wee plastic ones you get with a steam iron. Such style I have!

No wonder it went over! Get a proper one.

At least I can't break a plastic one. The jugs I've known and broken!

Oh yes, a china cup does it for me. I even take one with me when I go away. (I blame my Hyacinth Bucket streak!)

jing you mean you have cow in the kitchen!

I use teacups! But not a milk jug.

Galen yes. Lovely dun coloured one. Doesn't everybody?

Does it answer to the name Daisy?

I bet it's Buttercup.

Er intrude!

Ermintrude!

I just spilt some milk on the floor when I put my dinner on.
Andie my dog licked it up.
He likes an occasional bowel of milk and he does not bother when I tell him cats drink milk.
He also likes an occasional bowel of tea mainly after a walk.

Frank

Are you doing it on purpose, Frank?

BOWEL ?????

I-pad trouble? #befair

There's no excuse for iPad trouble. It's easy to turn the spellchecker thing off.

Anyway Frank uses an Acer laptop - he told us on another thread.

Easy to just type the wrong thing or to make mistakes – I just wish people would stop blaming something else.

Is it? Must investigate that option.
Don't let the 'ladies' upset you Frank they can't see you're surely only winding them up!

Why did you put your dinner on the floor?