Just had a queer woman at the door.

Please tell us why you were banned . . Goodness what is happening round your way How many of your 'abusers' have passed away since the begining of March Is there another story here that you are not telling us ?

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Strange indeed

By 'queer' I presume you don't mean gay?

I really do wonder about Frank and whether he is real. I've said this before, I know.

I'm lost for words. Make him stop someone my sides are aching....

I can't stop laughing either - my mascara's run now!

I find it difficult to conceive of a bunch of people constantly harassing a home owner (Frank) for all this time because they wrongly believe the house to belong to someone else (Frank's dead father's ex-girlfriend). Are they related to this woman? Is she disabled, financially up the creek, homeless or troubled in some other way so that they feel sorry for her? How does anyone have the time or the inclination to carry on in this manner? I have never heard of such a thing. It's terribly un-English! Perhaps it's just a conspiracy to wind up someone who has wound them up in the past – now that is believable.

So has mine!

Oh Janthea you took the words out of my mouth. I know it is not very PC but in the land of Frank who knows????

I too wonder about Frank being a real person or a figment of someones very fertile imagination??? I have noticed "he" feeds these regular little tit bits of information and then waits for the inevitable. Then probably sits back and has a good laugh.

The latest.......... "I am banned form the social club" is an invitation for someone to ask why isn't it?

Okay here goes..........

Frank why are you banned from the social club?

I laughed and nearly choked on my lunch. Must be more careful or I will be assing away too.

Considered in the vernacular, having a queer woman at the door conjures a perfectly hideous picture. It would certainly frighten the horses.

If Frank's been assing away at the social club, that could have been the reason why he's banned.....

absent you have horses in your house? And jingle has a cow in her kitchen?
You're all quite mad!

Oh dear........I can't see much getting done round here today.....this is too funny

Got to go out but I'm taking my Kindle so I can keep up. It's a bit of a cliff hanger isn't it ?

Can you imagine the hoo haa if the queer woman just happened to ass away while standing on the doorstep?

Is assing the same as mooning?

Maybe it was mooning at the club that made all those abusers ass away since the begining of the month.

I've never known so many people ass away in the same vicinity. Unless you happen to live in Midsommer, when the chances of assing away are so high that it's practically impossible to get insurance.

What was Frank wearing when the queer woman came to the door? I do hope he was suitably clothed in a nice beige cardigan and flannels. If he was UNsuitably clothed this may have caused her to ass away....

Frank! Come clean! Does all this banter tickle your ribs at all?

Bet Frank's posts nearly match those of JO8's , especially if you add the ones about him.

I have a mental image of him as an Ozzie look alike.

gillybob

You said ''Frank why are you banned from the social club?''.

It was the opinion of the committee that I had been dishonourable in my personal dealings ie they thought I had a moral obligation to hand over the house to my father's ex even though I had no legal obligation to.
I did not bother to attend the disciplinary hearing as I did not intend to go to the club anyway.
My father's ex is on the committee of that club.

Frank

This gets weirder and weirder.

To be fair to Frank, I think he told us this before on his original Inheritance thread...