Just had a queer woman at the door.

Just had an ad for Value Doors - only £395! Good job they picked that word to go with....

Oh I forgot to mention that 4 people who were harassing me over the house have passed away to my knowledge over the year.
I did not bother to attend their funerals or send my condolences.

Frank

Ana

There was no damage to my door.

Frank

Let me try to get this straight, a Social Club can ban someone if they don't like something that person has done, even if the thing alleged is within the law?

By this standard, people would be being banned willy nilly for all sorts of things, just because they didn't meet with the personal approval of the committee. That could range from painting your front door neon pink, to being a fully paid up member of the BNP or wearing a loud shirt after dark in a residential area!

Why does the phrase "passed away" make me think of people standing there and just gradually fading away like mist?

phoenix

I don't know but I did not want to go to that club again anyway.
What is the point of going to a club where you are not welcome?.

Frank

Thank you for clearing that up Frank I was imagining all sorts of silly reasons why the club may have banned you.

Frank I wouldn't want to go to a club that did not make me welcome either. What would be the point? and why give them any of your London pension when they treat you like that?

I think you need to get a solicitor to write a strong letter to this lady who seems hell bent in blackening your good name.

The queer people who come to your door might well ask themselves than question about going to doors where they are not welcome. They must get a kick out of it....

Oh wait!

Frank! You didn't?!!!!

Frank Yes or no...are you telling porkies?

Hi Bags

If she comes to my door again she may get a kick in the knee.

Frank

Frank...please don't get yourself all worked up...

Hi soop

I am not telling porkies but I have got 2 small Melton Mowbray pork pies for later.

And they sell pork pies at my new club.

The stewards wife is baking some sausage rolls this Saturday.

Frank

or a kick up the backside.

and credit where it's due...you really are very entertaining. I mean that in a good way.

Oh really Frank what a coincidence. My mum made some sausage rolls yesterday.

Frank My husband prefers Walkers pork pies.

Definition of "assing away": when you get kicked up the backside so hard by Frank that you are projected outnof Earth's orbit. #impressedwithyourkickingskillsFrank!

I find it highly suspicious that no less than 4 people who have been harassing Frank over his dad's "girl-friend's" claim (incidentally whatever age is this young strumpet?) have passed away over the last year.
I wonder what DI Barnaby would make of that?

Gracemum

They were 80+.
They are now probably now harassing Mum and Dad in the sky for not making that woman the beneficiary of their estates.

soop

I like Walkers pork pies or I think they are Walkers.
I got some when I was on holiday but they don't seem to sell them round here.

Frank

Pardon my cynicism, but is this not just a way of resurrecting a thread which should have been dead, buried and forgotten by now?

I think you are a wind-up merchant, Frank! You never answer questions like does this banter amuse you, or respond in any way other than impersonal, and you will not be persuaded to stray from your party line. I picture you and one of your mates from the pub, eating your pork pies and swigging cider, egging each other on....'go on, say that! Tell 'em women are after your money.'

Congratulations for keeping it up for such a long time.

Can't be bothered, frankly.

I don't care whether Frank's a wind-up merchant or not - I haven't laughed so much in ages as I have at the contents of his various threads today! Thanks, Frank!

Ditto...Ana

Frank you are a lot funnier than the Red Nose Day so-called comedians.