Phone has just rang.

maybe he knows someone that needs picking up.

I'm still up Frank:-)

"the lunatic is on the grass" Pink Floyd

Sounds like there is a vendetta against you Frank. You should have taken our good advice when we told you to go the police or see a solicitor and have those people spoken to.

Pedants ahoy! 'The phone has just rang'!

Chop chop lets go everyone!

Except me,I'm off to bed.

What did you reply Frank ?

They have just missed the full moon..think we are on a waning gibbous at the moment!

Waxing gibberish more like nanaej

They weren't far off, were they?

Better to have some fool/drunk ring at one o'clock in the morning asking for the lunatic asylum than wanting to know what colour knickers one is wearing.

absent

ginny

I replied

f__k O__.

"Phone has just rung not "rang", Frank [sigh] emoticon.

Frank!
You didn't!

I suspect someone on GN has found out his phone number Form an orderly queue to own up!

Beware Frank look what's currently happening to Wynne Evans

Who is Frank?

Frank is someone who keeps us all entertained and occasionaly uses bad language.

I'm not entertained.

Flowerofthewest He is probably what Donald Rumsfeld meant by a "known unknown" but it is possible that he is an "unknown unknown". Your question is one of the great imponderables of the twenty-first century.

Perhaps not who is Frank? but rather what is Frank?