(just for fun)..'Pinch, punch, first day of the month...and No Return'!

A spit & a lick for being so quick!

Also the Goggles on p7 of Guardian seems a little far fetched!

Radio 4 also had a silly spoof news item about an app for trainspotters involving bar codes on engines!

Did think that seemed a good idea!!! Am looking forward to winning a trip to Amsterdam!!

OOoooh - didn't spot page 7 nanaej Think you're right - surely????
(We used to say 'A pinch and a kick for being so quick')

Todays Google page seems to be telling us about a new Google function!

Today is my wedding anniversary. Mr absent and I have been married for 15 years – now that's what I call a joke.

Absent

Congratulations Absent may you have many more years together.
The Times also has that pram and also an article about, oh I have forgotten, something to do with Flashman!!!!!

oh i believed the barcodes on trains. It went on and on.

to Mr and Mrs absent

Never mind the Grauniad GNHQs own special offer is brilliant.

Where? What?

phoenix I have just found Google nose - I'd recommend Odour Manure

Just seen it! Naughty GNHQ!

Yes, I quite fancied that trip, nellie.....sigh!

Habere bonum die, matres matres.

To think that GNHQ would even be aware of such goings on!!

Anyway......you can grow it without a hydroponic kit

Grow it like tomatoes. (so I am told)

Allegedly Elegran

GNHQ has produced a corker. However, given that every time the subject of drugs comes up on the forums, it is quickly followed by umpteen gransnetters denying ever having tried any drugs, never mind inhaling, it seems unlikely that most members will understand and appreciate the humour.

They must have led sheltered lives....

Well they do say if you can remember the 60s - you weren't there

sunseeker That's like people saying that they saw Bob Marley. You could never see him through the clouds of smoke.