During the late sixties I was staying at the Howard Hotel in the Strand. I managed to lock myself out of my lowly little room at the top so slunk down to the reception desk looking for the night porter. I was not wearing any shoes as I had nipped out to the loo which was at the end of the corridor. Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits was just booking in (it was well after midnight.) He saw me, strode over and hissed, 'Get Lost, darlin'. I was speechless with embarrassment especially as I did not find his spotty pock-marked face in the least bit attractive.
I don't think the night porter believed me either 