Banter Bar.

Keep an eye on your handbag Glam

Hope those flowers are not from the beer garden nonu.....

Blimey, is your bed on fire PETE ? I never known you to be up so early !!

NO, they are jolly well not , I went down the road to M/S specially for those flowers .

Early to bed....early to rise....!

The stout is chilled laidback...no need for ice ...crushed or otherwise.

This weather brings them all out!!!

Oh..... anybody wearing socks and sandals will be barred.

A good slogan for the Bar ,

No Shoes
No Shirt
No service .

Standards have to be maintained .

Are those rules just for the laydees, Nonu....?

Well done nonu Quite right!

Certain laydees without shirts will still be served...and a lot quicker I think...

I thought as much....

Ana .....some laydees enjoy the sunshine and like to keep cool...so who am I.. not to oblige them with attentive service....

"attentive service"!! That'll be the day in here!

You could try it out, Ella! Whip that top off....

Just back after going out to buy an Orchid .

NO everyone ANA , specially Pete , he is getting a bit too fond of flexing his pecs , puts me off my Bolly.

Which reminds me pete any danger of putting another one on ice for later .

You know we had some of the old Rough stuff , we like to mellow out with something a bit smoother .

Attentive ? , did I hear correctly ? don"t make laugh

Evening ella......what would you like......a double......?

There....attentive or what?!!

nonu......if you would like to bring your own...I'll put it in the cooler for you....there will be a charge for this 'attentive' service.....

O I get it , Ella gets doubles , which she does deserve , no question .

BUT I have to bring my own . Surely Pete you could hop round to the Cash & Carry , buy a dozen bottles , make Tiny & I do hope Tiny , markup and we would be in a win , win situation , how does that grab you for an idea ?

Have to go for a while as my cauli is boiling over .

10 more 'posts' and Banter Bar is confined to the ....wherever they stuff the 'old' threads........Mine is a pint.....and a pint chaser..

Free drinks......

Nonu......just found a bottle in the cellar............anyway back to your cauli.....

You are kidding , I certainly buy you opne in that case PETE.

You will have to open up a new Place .

Nonu You don't know what I've had to do in order to get Pete's 'attentive service'!

My top's been on and off more times than Lil's drawers! and that's saying something!

All back from Town safe and sound you'd never believe some of the sights DD and I saw to day,the sun certainly brings out the dress sence in everyone NOT !! you would be surprised how far lycra stretches and that was just the men we don't want any of those beer belly types in here do we girl's lowering the tone,we can manage that ourselves.How you getting on with your "bolly" nonu any luck with a discount dare we ask if we can have a doubles bar or do you think he will go off on one ?
I kept tight hold of my bag in Town remembered that my mum always said "keep tight hold" can't say the rest not very lady-like for teatime posting.

Don't let that stop you Glamma
Was it something like "keep your hand on yer 'alfpenny"

What are we going to call the next bar? Pete's Place maybe?
Free for All?

Banter Bar was a good name, but we didn't actually get much of it, did we? (I mean banter, Ella!!). Perhaps it should be something like The Slob Inn....

Did my mum tell you the same thing,she got about abit did my mum knew everyone and their friend.
I do hope we are voting to keep Pete as our Bar Person/manager/stand up comedian when we come to the end of our postings we must be nearly there.I'd hate to have to get used to a new manager,you know the type "new brush" and all that stuff. do you think he can be bribed to stay on. ?