Banter Bar.

Do you want a position here?

Pete A cherry? Would James Bond have accepted a cherry in a vodka martini? No! Nor will I. Do you have a lemon perchance? I'll take a twist if you haven't the strength for the jar. Oh sod it, I'll open the jar.

Bar snacks?

NUTS..

Sigh. No Pete not NUTS. A trio of nibbles - sophisticated, you know the sort of thing.

Oh and last time Jimmy Bond was in here he had a pint.......

With spears

You're not Scottish are you Pete?

You're hard work Sel right...Cheese 'n pineapple on a stick....cheese 'n onion on a stick....or Prawn crisps.????

Sel...by the grace of God I am English.....

No man has ever told me I'm hard work before Pete. I may just sleep on that

I'd thank you for your hospitality but sadly, it was lacking. I know, I know, staff problems. You really need to whip Ana back into shape. Must have a few more years in her yet

Night Pete

Nite Sel All comments are gratefully ignored

One last tune.....
Silence is Golden....

I've been too busy to stop by this week but I hope you all enjoyed the pie I left for you,I'm doing a big pan of scouse for you all for this evening and a couple of dishes of home grown cooked beetroot so you can all enjoy whilst having your drinks.Will try and get in for an hour or three at the week-end. enjoy

Pie was wonderful glam (in fact I had most of it!)

Nice big pan of stew and the beetroot will be a real treat...I'll throw in some crusty bread..........that should keep 'em quiet when the match is on..

As I'm struggling to find a good part-time barmaid...Laydees feel free to suggest who you would like to see behind the bar.....

Hugh Jackman would be perfect for me, good sense of humour and likes to join in with everything, not to mention how gorgeous he looks.
I bet he makes a mean cocktail

Ella I think Pete is looking for a barmaid Hugh Jackman sounds quite acceptable to me - bet he wouldn't offer me a cherry for my vodka cocktail

Never heard of him ...but if it lets me watch the football we'll have a word with him!
Any more requests....

Sel, Pete's been looking for a barmaid for a good few years now, but luckily for them he can't run fast enough!

A few of them did catch up with me though !

Ella you best ring your mate Hugh...and invite him for a trial run tonight..
don't let him near glam's food as that is for regulars!! Won't do him any harm as I believe he's a bit of a 'porker'?..

You could always enter that competition to win a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Dominic Cumbersnatch, Pete and put it behind the bar - some of the laydees would be fighting to give him their money....!

I've dropped in some throw away bowls for the scouse and beetroot,seeing that we don't have a WASHER UPPER on the payroll yet so just drop your bowls in the black bag when you're finished,the match is just starting so better be quiet as don't want to fall out with anyone with my chatter.

(Provided they'd already had a few and didn't realise he was actually cardboard, of course....)

"Porker"!!!! You clearly have Hugh confused with someone else

He's got a bigger six pack than your favourite 'Bargain Booze'

ana ....with a name like "Cumbersnatch"...cardboard or not...it's not one of your best ideas...

Cheers glam ...not bad! (Might risk rinsing the bowls out and using them again!)