Banter Bar.

So...can you loan ana....

load...even....

On yer bike, Pete!

Yes .....we've been down this road before...not on my bike though.....

You could always be the dishwasher yourself, Pete - you don't seem to be doing much apart from watching football on that super-sized TV...

Or try trying Ella again...

Sorry, I don't do 'loading'...

In fact, I don't do anything.........I get someone else to do it!

Ana.........Unbelievable!!...don't do much?.....if I had time to remove this brush from my a*se I would be able to sit down and tell you exactly what goes on here!!!! The very cheek.....

Pint ..please....

Quite right too, Ella!
Get one of those firemen to give the plates a hose-down every so often - the clientele we get in here are immune to e-coli.

Who are you asking for a pint, Pete? I thought it was self-service in here now Sel's turned the barperson's job down

Actually Ana, those firemen are pretty good with their hoses, they can always hit the spot they're aiming for...........must have had lots of practice

Yes, I'd heard that.....

Well ...I was asking Graham.....

...but he seems 'disturbed' by ella's banter....[sock]

sock????.....I give up....

Not the first person I've disturbed!

.....gramps in the herb garden doesn't count ella....

Just popping in for a moment...I have a hot date Graham working out alright upfront Pete? Scullery maids hard at it in the back?

Graham has minced off...think he snagged his tights?

You get and enjoy your 'hot date' ...which Indian are you dining in?....

Oh, I'm sorry about Graham Pete I did check out his credentials. Staff are so difficult these days aren't they? Might be worth trying Hugh again? Ella would be pleased but she might want to pop upfront too often.

Naaa, not an Indian Pete more Westwards...

Hope you can manage alone tonight..I'll try the Jobcentre tomorrow, see if there's any takers

Sorry I didn't notice you before Ana - if only you could lift your head, just occasionally

Well, enjoy Sel !.......

I'll manage....somehow....

That wasn't me slumped on that barstool, it was Ella!
Think you might need to go to Specsavers, Sel...

are you sure Ana.......

Yes - didn't you notice Sel walking into the door instead of through it just now...?

Her mind must have been on that hot date....