Banter Bar.

Ana I know you know Pete intimately, you two go back a long way, but, are you sure? I speak as a newcomer to his bar and he seems to have a few foibles and is strangely attracted to animals. Not his own - Goose's

Freudian slip, Sel? How are those sideburns these days....?

Don't be silly, you lot! Goose is made of sterner stuff than that - she'd never allow Pete to lead her into the oven astray!

shouldn't

Wow Envious I wasn't even thinking that. But now you mention it...where is Goose? Shaving really should take up sooo much time. Has Pete crossed a very big line? First rustling, now customers???

It did sound as if the shaving might take up some time...a lot to get through.

I've just discovered I missed my calling as an interrogator Pete (see another thread) If you have loose lips, you're dead meat. No pun intended.

What's in the freezer Pete? You can tell me, share with me - you know you want to....a load off your chest, freezer that is. Best you let me know and we can work things out and you'll be able to sleep tonight...at peace.

NO! Not GOOSE!

No! she's still shaving....anyway loose lips and all that....

But Sarah has been processed - what's in the freezer Pete? You can tell me...

GOOSE

Peace and love Sel that's me.......(no more room in the freezer anyway)

A Freudian slip Ana? Hmmmm. Better alert Goose

Envious it's a trap - he'll have you cleaning before you know it Stay in the front. It may be a little dusty but it's safer.

Unless he's heading off to the 'herd' garden while our heads backs are turned...

The good thing I'm thinking Pete you're chilled: animals are safe

maybe I need to see that herb garden...out back you say?

Don't worry envious....chillax..

Not at all Envious - if you are, we all are! (especially Pete!)

Chill...*Sel*...take it easy...try a little 'herb'......

thanks Ana,looks like I'm in above my head in here!

It just gets worse - now there's a herb garden. Somehow I don't think glamma is harvesting those herbs for her pies. Then again, everyone is looking somewhat mellow.

Pete I'm making a list. Have you heard, the best thing for business is competition?

Goose step up chicken security

Sel was collecting all the IOUs......I think...

Exchange rate can go up or down envious and in here they're UP...

Don't worry, Envious - IOUs of any currency are accepted. As they're never redeemed, it doesn't really matter...

And your prices!

It's travelers checks here Pete.Will discuss the exchange rate later