Banter Bar.

Don't send them here Sel I can't be doing with 'em......

Is that Goose? or goose-stepping outside..

I'm off to land of nod.......I'm knackered...

Well I was a little impressed...not just t shirts and scarves, they had team trousers No denim.

Is there anything you want to tell me about....a turkey?

I just hope your conscience will let you sleep Pete. Nighty night

Apart from the fact that it still wants plucking............I've nowt to say

Evening all. Thought I'd bring the llamas in for a quick drink. I've left the posse tied up to the fence outside. 6 buckets of water, 3 pints of sherry in a pint glass, a packet of pork scratchings and 20 cheroots....please

Never mind about the soup then it will freeze well,its bound to be needed next week when the summer is over.I'm out and about early again this morning am going down to the River as we are lucky to have the celebrations for Battle of Atlantic right here on our River Front loads of Navy guys about so there will be loads of Rum on offer so must look my best in case invited on board.
I keep having neighbours complaining about llamas and chickens following me home have you lost any of them goose I'd bring them in but would have a problem getting them up the stairs to my apartment.
Sausages and pies done for to-days menu and a wee drop of curry left over from last nights party I'll pop in with some fresh rice later in the day if I can break free from the Navy chaps

Goose I hope you made it home with the llamas. I'm not sure taking anything on four legs into Pete's is wise.

glamma have a wonderful day entertaining The Fleet - 'every nice girl loves s Sailor' is running through my mind

glamma That sounds like a lot of fun....................maybe even better than the firemen

Goose I think you're floggin' a dead llama

How much for the llama?

Is there any of glammanana's wee curry left? I'd like a glassful please.

I flogged the dead llama to the Farmer's Arms. Jim says they're branching out into the exotic (or did he say erotic food range)

Pint of Port then? Goose.......

3 pints of port in a pint glass, shaken violently, and a bowl of wee curry, please Pete.

I could murder a llama-in-the-basket - will go to the Farmer's Arms

'Wee curry'?

Not llama wee, I hope....

No idea Ana

Give my 'regards' to the Farmer Goose....

glammanana said she'd made a wee curry

Goose ...are you taking the pis next bus to the Farmers...its the last one...

I know where I'm not wanted Pete - a pox on you and your, your - HAREM

Must have been something in the curry....

glamma's fault then...

Or the llama's....

....seems to have left a turkey in the garden ....Oh well..waste not want not....

Evening all, I'm not really here.

Don't worry Phoenix we haven't seen you