Banter Bar.

Not mushy peas on toast Goose, YUCK!! But a nice bit of battered fish would go down very nicely with the mushy peas. Pete, just make sure that port doesn`t run out. Envious, haven`t you tried port before? I find it a bit too much on it`s own, but with lemonade, lovely. Oh, ice and a slice of lemon as well.

Arthur Treacher was a English actor! Ill look him up and get back to you.He was famous during my parents generation.

Port with ICE??? Not port-on-the-rocks? PETE??? Another pint of port for me - WITHOUT ice perleeeese.

IPad said Arthur was in Mary Poppins and a couple of Beverly Hillbillies.Port is new to me.Youd be surprised how sheltered a southern belle has been!

Goose....You really don't want a Red card !!
MY Bar..MY Rules
Sarah is already barred because if there is any trouble it's hard to tell you apart..

Envious you'll soon come out of your shell.....Pint is it?

A few visits here should do it. Yes,pint please,thank you Pete

Pete Sarah will be wearing a rose behind her ear

Cider....nice and chilled ! Port isn't for 'southern belles' ...not the full bottle anyway.....

What part of 'barred' is confusing you Goose? Sarah should only be seen with an orange in her mouth and on a spit.....

Right! I'm off. Where's me bantams? there they are - perched up on the beams - Oooh, duck quick Pete..... too slow, aw, don't worry, it's good for the scalp. "night all"

Pete! Since when do you go around insulting sows? I'm learning fast!

Aw, don't worry about it Envious, he does it to me all the time g'night

Nite Goose.

Perfectly normal to insult sows or any other farm animal envious ....maybe I was a little hasty...could really do with a bacon butty now...

should of brought some smoked bacon with me,bet you would like it. Makes the place smell wonderful for hours! Maybe next time.

After cooking it I mean.

Lovely....can smell it now......

Straight home now...no stopping off......!

feel free to insult sows,anytime,anywhere!

Thanks....I intend to...

Fantastic parade....

Pint please Lil Sorry forgot.. I'll get my own..and check the Barmaids applications..

Pete,Watching a 1934 English movie,seems ordering a sole gin fizz means your a loose women. not sure what I want to drink.What parade?

Any port on a storm.
Do you stock the Warres 1977? It was a very good year.

All try a sole gin fizz ..i could do with some excitment a hope you mean loose woman off the afternoon tely x

1934 movie,when women were wild and carefree!I had a sole gin fizz once,gave me heartburn!

Don't like gin!
I'm a vodka person