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Pete Sun 12-May-13 02:04:34

The Bar will be open shortly.....Staff required...

All welcome....and YES.....iou's sill accepted.....to be settled at the end of the month.... grin

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:25:53

Nonu...............The Laydees Changing Room...I'll think you find!! hmm

Ana Mon 13-May-13 23:27:06

Sel, you shouldn't have discarded your 'things' in the first place - you know what that leads to...

Sel Mon 13-May-13 23:27:17

Pete breakfast - a double espresso - are you worth it I'm wondering. You must be exhausted wink

Sel Mon 13-May-13 23:29:13

Ana it was Pete. I'm normally much more restrained He did persuade me to 'make myself at home' I just didn't realise how full his home was blush

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:29:18

Fresh as espresso Sel....... smile

Nonu Mon 13-May-13 23:31:03

Never know where we are you Pete , you are up and down like a tarts drawers .

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:34:05

I'm here...it's you lot that go missing......and leave Lisa out of it..grin

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:35:05

I need a BARMAID.......

Sel Mon 13-May-13 23:36:59

Oh Pete - I could be a hostess perhaps? Trouble is, all the customers seem to be other women

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:41:18

....can you pull ..pints Sel....??

The Hostess role could be handy...after time!...grin

Pete Mon 13-May-13 23:50:24

Happy Hour!!...Me and a cold pint..... grin

Pete Tue 14-May-13 00:21:38

nina when you've cleaned the tables...can you 'lock up' I've come over all tired..moon

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 08:28:00

ATTENTION LAYDEES! smile

I must make it clear that as Pete's sleeping 'silent partner', I will be popping in now and then, to keep my eye on things in the B Bar! hmm

As for Pete's 'favours', please form an orderly queue, there's plenty to go round.................................... so he tells me wink

Bottoms Up!

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 08:30:51

Pete I think the 'barmaid' had better be a hunk with a six pack, you are going to need help! wink

Sel Tue 14-May-13 09:53:40

Ella I'm not so sure Pete is up to the job - I hope you have the controlling interest. He seemed to get awfully tired last night. May have stamina issues grin

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 09:56:38

That's why we need a barman hunk to give Pete a hand (IYKWIM)
grin

Pete Tue 14-May-13 10:01:16

Ella...As it's impossible for a laydee to be silent!!..... I'm buying you out! (on the strength of last night takings) wink

You are welcome to attend the laydee's night (Stripping firemen) shock which will be on every 3 weeks or more if the event proves popular grin

Bottoms up.

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 10:06:55

Oh Pete, you know you'll be sorry grin
You'll be too busy looking after all these laydees to enjoy your pint and when you nip down to the cellar for a quickie to change the barrel, they'll be helping themselves to the nuts! shock

Sel Tue 14-May-13 10:12:02

Ella gringrin my reputation precedes me. I didn't think Pete would be up this early, I thought he'd be resting after last night.

I must away now - I have things to do...

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 10:15:18

Sel I think Pete would like to be up this early every day! wink

Pete Tue 14-May-13 10:45:35

I'll manage for now ...until a barmaid is found...Despite the mutterings I'm not past my Sel by date just yet! grin

Pete Tue 14-May-13 19:51:14

Free juke-box tonight...catering for all tastes smile

New Menu also available....and I'm sure the food will be delicious...when I find a chef hmm meanwhile nibbles are available behind the bar....

If someone would like to earn a few bob and work behind the bar ...until the football finishes.... I would be most grateful grin...if not just leave the money in the honesty box...
Enjoy grin

Enviousamerican Tue 14-May-13 21:35:32

Figures I'd fly all the way over here on my birthday and the bar would be deserted!sad

Ella46 Tue 14-May-13 21:49:48

Happy Birthday Envious, Pete said you were to have whatever you wanted to drink......all night!
grin....flowers

Enviousamerican Tue 14-May-13 21:53:38

thanks Ella46,nice to see ya. I'll have my usual.Cant stay long I have plans,but just had to show up! happy day!

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