Banter Bar 2

glamma, I think you should stop pandering to Pete and his stomach. His girth is expanding! He'll be breaking that hammock soon....

Ella you're right I have been away too long, but as for getting up to speed, well, not sure I can get above 30mph at the mo.

P Don't worry Me'nAna 'll give you a leg up!

Thanks! I could do with one, being not very tall.

I'll offer to give you one P

Ana.....keep your cherry out!

Laydees in bikinis will be served in the bar....with drinks....

OK Porky...

I'll have you know that I am not a salad-dodger......in fact only today I had one............with the burger 'n chips....

Free ice and half price cocktails for laydees in bikinis.... its too hot even for the cheapskates.....

I heard Speedos are making a come back Pete. Any chance?

Sel....If you turn up in speedos....you can have anything on the house!!

I've got mine on...and the flip-flops....

Pete do you look like david Beckham does in his speedo's?!

Oh dear Pete I really should read back through threads, I didn't realise you were ahead of the curve, fashion wise.

I notice you didn't specify where they had to be worn and mine are artfully arranged on my head...so a large vodka martini with olives and a dish or two of nibbles if you please

Yes laidback from a certain angle!....and no socks.....

Well done Sel......help yourself!

...better buy another jar of olives!

Both colours, please.

...both colours.....

Right.............shopping done!

Olives and glam's nibbles on the bar !

I will be 'pool-side' for a while.......Cheers.

Make sure the li-lo is blown up for me later would you please,and don't borrow (nic) my towel it's the bright pink one so not much chance of the boss borrowing it
I've brought in a cooler box full of nice salad stuff and some stuffed tomatoes also two huge quiches which should last until Sunday (thats a laugh) I'm busy to-morrow in the shop and have a buffet to-morrow night so a lot of cooking in my house,I wonder if the client remembers she orderded a "curry & rice" that will go down well this weather,mind you we where rained in when she gave me the order - phew it's hot in here might have to strip down to my pinny

I'll get one of the laydees to blow up your Li-lo......some are good at blo full of hot air!

Thanks for the cooler -box! I've put the salad stuff in the fridge abd beer in the box to take pool-side....luvly-jubbly!!

Make sure your pinny is tied....

and not abd....

Water in the pool needs changing....firemen on the way for a training exercise....someone had better phone ana 'n ella...

I'm already on standby, Pete. I think Ella's gone shopping....

No, I'm already here as I'd booked the firehunks to check the fire alarms in the bar!

This is a bonus