Banter Bar 2

OK....I'll let you off this once.......................now how could you make up for your 'mistake'.....I'll think of something..

Wall to wall blue skies!! Cold beer! And a nearly new Lilo for the pool!!

Doesn't get much better.....

Ah I see my li-lo is half repaired it is just half under water now so not too bad boss !! oh and those salmon where a disaster I couldn't catch any more fresh ones so had to RUN down to Aldi and get some sardines but by the time they where served the guests where a bit worse for wear so all ended OK.
A lager & lime would go down very well just now any chance of a swing on the hammock boss ? come on give us a turn

glam....3 yes 3 hammocks now! take your pick...except the double one.....that's reserved... Pint of L&L coming up!

Crikey, never heard of a double hammock! Have to be careful to get the balance right...

ou had better be careful who is allowed into that double hammock , else

it could be handbags at ten paces .

There could be a lot of scriggling going on . --- just saying !!

The double hammock need not concern you laydees....it's mine! Test run tonight....surely I cant fall out of that!...bruised my six pack last night in the other one.....

good job the tennis has finished or we could be having mixed doubles on the hammocks ? there will be arms and legs everwhere oh what a pretty sight (not) I'm off now having an early night washing my locks etc etc, a girl has to look good you know people could talk.

scriggling....not sure Nonu ..... What is it.....if its rude...whisper....

DO I EVER say rude things ???????????

Talk of test-driving the double hammock and glam scuttles off to "wash her hair"..... ...Takes me back!

Lisa has been asked to call over tonight........NO said too much..

None that I understand Nonu.....

Ooh! Should be a lot of scriggling going on in that double hammock tonight, then...Lisa is so tiny - one false move and she'll be tipped out!

Up there for thinkin...down there for dancin ana........hence the double size

Must be a cheap deal on shampoo somewhere.....Lisa has to wash her hair as well tonight....Oh well....pint it is then..

Double hammock is much better...tossed and turned and didn't fall out once!

Woken by magpies having a set-to at 5am.....don't you just love 'em??.....so feel a siesta coming on..

Lunch first...not much in really...hint to glam...looks like salad sarnies then

I heard you boss the sausage rolls are all done now sorry a wee bit late this pm but I had to go and have a couple of inches cut off the locks,and it's so long it takes the guy an age to do then he has to dry it so a good couple of hours hense only SRs for lunch but will pop back later with some more munchies

Just think though GLAM , how much more he will appreciate your sausage rolls , if he had to make do with salad sandwiches .

He doesn"t really look the salad sandwich type .

I think he's more the 'chip butty' type, with a meat and tater pie on the side

L . A. L

Actually, I think Pete would like lots of things on the side

I say again

PS Easily ed, me.

You've been away too long Phoenix.......get up to speed!

Well ELLA , you know I"M not one to gossip , but , No on second thoughts HE may well be in the "POOL" and listening .!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toodle pip , I"m off for a while now to get my photos developed !!