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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 11:43:49

OK....I'll let you off this once.......................now how could you make up for your 'mistake'.....I'll think of something.. grin

Anne58 Wed 17-Jul-13 11:46:48

shock

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 17:36:23

Wall to wall blue skies!! Cold beer! And a nearly new Lilo for the pool!!

Doesn't get much better.....smile

glammanana Wed 17-Jul-13 18:54:06

Ah I see my li-lo is half repaired it is just half under water now so not too bad boss !! oh and those salmon where a disaster I couldn't catch any more fresh ones so had to RUN down to Aldi and get some sardines hmm but by the time they where served the guests where a bit worse for wear so all ended OK.grin
A lager & lime would go down very well just now any chance of a swing on the hammock boss ? come on give us a turn envy

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 19:58:54

glam....3 yes 3 hammocks now! take your pick...except the double one.....that's reserved... Pint of L&L coming up! wink

Ana Wed 17-Jul-13 20:00:49

Crikey, never heard of a double hammock! Have to be careful to get the balance right...hmm

Nonu Wed 17-Jul-13 20:14:23

ou had better be careful who is allowed into that double hammock , else

it could be handbags at ten paces .

There could be a lot of scriggling going on . --- just saying !!

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 20:39:33

The double hammock need not concern you laydees....it's mine! Test run tonight....surely I cant fall out of that!...bruised my six pack last night in the other one..... grin

glammanana Wed 17-Jul-13 20:41:28

good job the tennis has finished or we could be having mixed doubles on the hammocks ? there will be arms and legs everwhere oh what a pretty sight (not) grin I'm off now having an early night washing my locks etc etc, a girl has to look good you know people could talk.

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 20:43:09

scriggling....not sure Nonu ..... What is it.....if its rude...whisper....

Nonu Wed 17-Jul-13 20:44:49

DO I EVER say rude things ???????????

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 20:50:02

Talk of test-driving the double hammock and glam scuttles off to "wash her hair".....grin ...Takes me back!

Lisa has been asked to call over tonight........NO said too much..shock

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 20:50:51

None that I understand Nonu.....

Ana Wed 17-Jul-13 20:53:04

Ooh! Should be a lot of scriggling going on in that double hammock tonight, then...Lisa is so tiny - one false move and she'll be tipped out! shock

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 20:56:59

Up there for thinkin...down there for dancin ana........hence the double size wink

Pete Wed 17-Jul-13 22:46:36

Must be a cheap deal on shampoo somewhere.....Lisa has to wash her hair as well tonight....Oh well....pint it is then.. hmm

Pete Thu 18-Jul-13 11:46:10

Double hammock is much better...tossed and turned and didn't fall out once! smile

Woken by magpies having a set-to at 5am.....don't you just love 'em??.....so feel a siesta coming on..

Lunch first...not much in really...hint to glam...looks like salad sarnies then
hmm

glammanana Thu 18-Jul-13 14:32:33

I heard you boss the sausage rolls are all done now sorry a wee bit late this pm but I had to go and have a couple of inches cut off the locks,and it's so long it takes the guy an age to do then he has to dry it so a good couple of hours hense only SRs for lunch but will pop back later with some more munchies grin

Nonu Thu 18-Jul-13 14:39:25

Just think though GLAM , how much more he will appreciate your sausage rolls , if he had to make do with salad sandwiches .

He doesn"t really look the salad sandwich type .

Ella46 Thu 18-Jul-13 14:53:38

I think he's more the 'chip butty' type, with a meat and tater pie on the side grin

Nonu Thu 18-Jul-13 14:58:50

L . A. L

Ella46 Thu 18-Jul-13 15:23:31

Actually, I think Pete would like lots of things on the side wink

Anne58 Thu 18-Jul-13 15:28:10

I say again shock

PS Easily shock ed, me.

Ella46 Thu 18-Jul-13 15:31:44

You've been away too long Phoenix.......get up to speed! grin

Nonu Thu 18-Jul-13 15:35:10

Well ELLA , you know I"M not one to gossip , but , No on second thoughts HE may well be in the "POOL" and listening .!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toodle pip , I"m off for a while now to get my photos developed !!

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