Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
There seem to be dozens of jars of olives in the back room....
Have you been down the cellar?....................................I'm getting a bit nervous now.................he did have a funny look in his eye when he went! 
Oh no 
You don't think......?
I'm afraid we may find..................................... ............Pete's stash of womens' clothes!................I think he's a cross 
dresser! He was wearing red stilettos when he left!
That's why he was staggering 
Ah...! That's why Lil was always complaining about her 'bits' going missing...
He won't get too far wearing red stiletto's it's the suck me in knickers that I'm worried about,I hope he doesn't get taken short and has to p-- in a hurry enough frivolity I'm off for an early night now the good stuff has been drunk,I must remember to do a beer order when I stock up on food to-morrow. 
Get some chicken legs this time glam
Especially after all that champers...
Its been very quiet in here since the boss went walkabout he must have taken some of the customers with him wonder if they have gone Glamping somewhere posh
I've left an IOU by the till because I had no change and have tidied up all the stray bits of clothes from behind the bar,all unmentionables are now hanging on the washing line next to the hammock so grab what is your's.
Evening all, hope you are all well.
Please can someone suggest a restorative drink for me (and no, Sanatogen Tonic Wine is NOT an option)
Made the mistake of starting a thread that was not about cats, coffee machines or underwear. 
As you may know, I don't often do controversy.
Hello Pete! 
Did you have a good wander?
Still wandering Ana
Agreed phoenix......but once a Red....
Once a Red thought you had a thing about my team? or are you talking about that other Red team up the Road from us,the one that Rooney bloke tries to play for (he-he) missed you really hope you had a good wander out and about I tried to keep things tidy but it didn't work,all the IOU's are under the till,which by the way is empty and you may need to do a beer order,I was OK I had the Brandy but it looks abit worse for wear,the Brandy that is not me
Glam I'm hoping you keep on top of things in the bar (well not literally) in my now enforced absence....feel free to use the large hammock. I am at the moment having to lie low (yes like Lil) in Spain....due to misunderstanding between the Innkeeper his wife and my goodself...that's not we called me by the way!! Hope to return when the dust settles.....sick of this San Miguel now. Regards to all...Pete. aka El Bandito....or something like that didn't catch it with the the gunfire.....
Give up on the San Miguel and try the Green Mahou don't have the Red Mahou or you will be able to talk Spanish fluently in no time at all,when we sold it in our bar we called it "wacky juice" similar effect to "wacky baccy" so I'm told not that I would know those kind of things mind. I'll keep things in order if I can but the regulars are missing your input,but I'll keep the hammock in full working order one way or the other,might have to call in the experts ie: Firemen
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