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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Come to think of it Ana, it's time we had another 'girly night out' 
Or are you too busy in the snug these days?
Erm...don't know what you mean, Ella - I just fell asleep, that's all! Not my fault if the resident poltergeist rearranged my clothing in the night....
Pete won't like you calling him long names like that! 
You mean.....?? 
Ana just thought I would hve a quiet word in the snug, don"t want the others ear-wiggin".
If I were you I would keep your pec., pec., pec, damn I just can"t pronounce that word, out of sight , especially when "You Know who " is about .
He would be like a dog on a bone .
I am off down town now . Might catch up with you later .
Keep Safe .
Yikes!
'ello 'ello, what's all that about?
I didn't know you had any pec, pec, pecs ........I would definitely keep them covered though
Never noticed pecs......everything else was on show though....
Honesty box and self-service tonight.........I'm on a date.
Oh - you've heard phoenix is back, then?
Great to hear that phoenix is back in town,it's been a while since we have had the pleasure,I think we still have an odd pair of shoes she left here last time remember when she was fast asleep behind the big plant in the corner.?
I've done some olives and some nice cheesy biscuits for nibbles to-night far to warm to be baking if you want anything else you will have to have crisps or scratchings the cook has gone on strike for the night. large Brandy and coke please loads of ice and a cherry or two.
Just found a wooden leg and a set of false teeth under the bench in the snug and a 38GG bra on the cellar steps!!!!...............
I presume that Pete's date went well.......................................
Oh! Is Lil back then?
He'll only reveal the gory details if we cut off his supply of beer
Morning drinking laydees?? A bad sign, the start of a slippery slope. Or, are you cleaning?
Morning all 
Actually , it is afternoon now .
So it is....I'll have a pint then thanks......
No beer...................fess up...............then beer!
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