Just been given a business card for Legs 11.

Nonu. [haughty emoticon] We are talking about Frank - don't bring my peccadilloes into the discussion or I shall feel compelled to remind you of that night when you bared revealed all...

Go on with you , ^ you Know^ .!

Remember I have been at Petes with you , do you recall that night when --- oh no , on second thoughts , your secret is safe with me .

I won"t breathe a word .

Why? What was wrong with what I said?

Nonu - what can you be suggesting...?

bet you have a little ^peek " sometimes ???

Pay no attention to Ana she doesn't understand your position as a role model to an entire community

And an example to set.

Quite right Frank you have an image to maintain.

Nonu

The Bums and Tums class is very important to me.
The majority of the women think I should be there and I do not want to fall out with them.
We have had probably 4 or 5 women over the years complain about the men being there but some of the classes have been mixed since the early 70's but they have all left.
One of the instructors has said the men are probably the most reliable customers from the point of view of turning up.
We are there to do the exercise and not look at the women.

Frank

You seem to have a bit of of a down on Spearmint Rhino Frank , what gives ?

Did you get round to checking them out ?

Who cares what the BUMS AND TUMS crew think ?

The woman who gave you the card didn't know you were a Bums and Tums devotee, Frank. She probably gave them to every man who passed, whether they were wearing dirty raincoats or not...

Don't give it another thought...

Another point.
Would the women in an aerobics class like to have a man in it who frequents places like Legs 11 or Spearmint Rhino?.

Frank

In the town where I lived for the last three years in England there was a so-called gentleman's club just by the courthouse. It was a standing joke about how it was packed out by pillars of society once the day's cases were over.

What, to a backwater?

Now this might strike you as a bit strange , we are seriously thinking of going to N,Z, for a holiday .

Nonu - are you familiar with New Zealand?

Have a Gentleman"s club in a backwater , everyone would know who visits and would gossip !

Nonu What would I?

Richmond is a charming little town - I love it. It is surrounded by beautiful countryside and is close to the lovely shore.

Well you wouldn"t would you ?

Nonu I have been in New Zealand for just over eight weeks and lived in London for 60 years. However, as far as I know we have nothing so civilised as a gentleman's club in the backwater where I now live.

You even from the backwaters of N>Z> have knowledge of it .

It must be pretty well known then ???

If ever there was a misnomer, gentleman's club is it. Spearmint Rhino is no place for a gentleman and no gentleman would go there.

A Gentlemans club , been going for about 50 odd years !

I'm still none the wiser so will have to Google it.

I do not know whether they wear dirty or clean mackintoshs ?

Perhaps purely for research purposes you could check it out and report back ?

Only rub is, I don"t think Andie would be allowed in. So that could be a bit of a dilemma ?