Or something similar like having loads of designer shoes. I was putting away my laundry and tried to jam some pairs of socks into my sock drawer, when I decided perhaps some needed to be weeded out. I counted 56 pairs of socks! Not a sensible pair amongst them. The more flamboyant the better. As you can gather I love socks, if I'm shopping and I see a rail/rack of socks and notice an especially fun pair I buy them. Once during a Practice meeting a little tinkling tuneful sound could be heard. Everyone looked around for the source, including me, when it was discovered to be my Xmas socks playing 'Jingle Bells'. Our po-faced senior partner was not amused.
Robert Kenyon, Reform's candidate for Makerfield. Would you let him in your house?
"I know there are people worse off then me"


