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Soutra Sun 29-Dec-13 22:40:40

An internet friend sent me this over Christmas......... tchsmile

The computer swallowed Grandpa,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
He pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandpa you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him,
And send him back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandpas & Grandmas who have been fearless
and learned to use the Computer.........

They are the greatest!!!

jinglbellrocks Sun 29-Dec-13 22:53:51

There are some patronising gits out there. tchhmm

Ana Sun 29-Dec-13 22:56:32

I'm inclined to agree - I thought it was quite funny the first time I read it, but...

Soutra Sun 29-Dec-13 23:51:13

Ooh sor -ree!

Soutra Sun 29-Dec-13 23:52:30

Ooh sor -ree!hmm

Pete Mon 30-Dec-13 00:19:47

tchsmile

absent Mon 30-Dec-13 00:33:00

smile My eldest grandson thought it was very funny when I e-mailed it to him. Neither of us thought it was patronising.

Granny23 Mon 30-Dec-13 00:50:34

I reckon it is the addendum at the end about G & Gs being fearless that is a bit patronising. I encountered and prepared punch tape data for a (main frame) computer when I was 17 and working in a bank. That is 50 years ago and I have worked my way through every new development since, from a Sinclair Spectrum, a 1KB Amstrad, various Apples to my current powerful PC. I would hate to be starting from scratch now because the latest stuff is so complicated. I was given a Samsung Galaxy II for Christmas and must admit to being bamboozled by it. Old Dogs and New Tricks Syndrome confused

baubles Mon 30-Dec-13 03:52:48

G23 I remember the introduction of the punch tape data from when I was a supervisor in an unemployment benefit office. It was a binary system if my memory is correct, we used it to feed data to the payments office in Newcastle.

At work I'm known as the person who enjoys technology more than most of the staff even though I'm the oldest by almost ten years.

NfkDumpling Mon 30-Dec-13 08:23:45

I think most of us relish new technology because we've lived through it's development and can appreciate it more. The young just take it for granted. There are those of course like my DH who just pass stuff to me, or say "Can you just text So and So". But he had a secretary and has never needed to concern himself with such mundane stuff.

petra Mon 30-Dec-13 08:34:51

I thought it was great, Soutra. Some people have a sense of humour bypass.

annodomini Mon 30-Dec-13 08:42:02

Funny, but doesn't relate to my experience of older relatives like my uncle who, in his 80s, bought a computer on which he soon developed considerable expertise. I know that if my dear Dad had lived, he would have enjoyed and overcome the challenges of technology. My DS1 and family gave me a Tesco hudle tablet for Christmas and I am having a lot of fun learning the ins and outs. Although a much cheaper tablet, it seems to me to have much the same capability as DS's Nexus 7.

Flowerofthewest Mon 30-Dec-13 08:50:10

Once a while ago when in a very very depressed place I started writing an email to myself. Just to get everything out and on paper. Never intended to send it. I sat in the middle of the night pouring out my feelings - it began to sound like a suicide letter. I droned on and on and SUDDENLY I hit some button and it disappeared. I have never found it - goodness knows where it is now. Probably with Grandpa

Flowerofthewest Mon 30-Dec-13 08:52:23

Not at all patronising but very funny and relates greatly to my DDH who is brilliant at processing his photographs and can just about send an email, as long as there are no attachments. Calls on me to 'send' 'forward' etc. Love him to bits.

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 08:55:37

Perhaps a different sense of humour Petra?

No need to apologise Soutra. tchsmile

kittylester Mon 30-Dec-13 08:56:28

I thought it was funny, too. No point over thinking it! I have a brother who has a computer and only uses it to store photos!! grin

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 08:56:52

Flower tchgrin

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:01:48

How can it not be patronising?! It implies there is something different about older people actually managing to enjoy technology! Because they are - wait for it - old!!!

I will not accept any form of ageism

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:04:21

I apologise if I am once again disturbing Gransnet's apparent new ethos of coziness.

glammanana Mon 30-Dec-13 09:11:43

You tell it how it is jings tchgrin

Flowerofthewest Mon 30-Dec-13 09:13:14

BUT! it's OK to laugh at ourselves surely Jingle.

dollie Mon 30-Dec-13 09:13:50

the poem is funny and in my opinion not patronising at all or remotely agism! ..loosen up a bit jinglebellrocks!

Agus Mon 30-Dec-13 09:17:59

Unlike our DDs, who did computer studies at school, DH and I are self taught.

I thought it was funny and could have applied to DH at one point grin

bikergran Mon 30-Dec-13 09:18:16

read this a few yrs ago..loved it lol. I had forgot all about it until now.smile

I think many things can be seen as patronising, I suppose it depends on how we read them, no body likes being patronised, some days I may feel like some one is patronising me,,then another day it would just wash over me smile

I can see how it may seem patronising...."a bit like we all wear knotted handkerchiefs here in the north west when we go to Blackpool smile

hmm I see I have over used the word smile

my mum (78) has a laptop/ipad/scans/emails/books holiday/makes little videos/prints photos/skypes etc think it was her! that actually sent the verse to me in the first place lol

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:23:15

dollie I am naturally a very straitlaced person.