An internet friend sent me this over Christmas......... 
The computer swallowed Grandpa,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
He pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandpa you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him,
And send him back to me.
This is a tribute to all the Grandpas & Grandmas who have been fearless
and learned to use the Computer.........
They are the greatest!!!
House about to go on the market. Any useful tips?


My eldest grandson thought it was very funny when I e-mailed it to him. Neither of us thought it was patronising.


