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Soutra Sun 29-Dec-13 22:40:40

An internet friend sent me this over Christmas......... tchsmile

The computer swallowed Grandpa,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
He pressed 'control and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured him completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
He must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandpa you should see,
Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him,
And send him back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandpas & Grandmas who have been fearless
and learned to use the Computer.........

They are the greatest!!!

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:25:06

Flower do you think that was written by an older person?

I'm off. Porridge and dd calls.

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:27:01

glamma I find it hard not too. Banning probably looms. Again.

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 09:27:32

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Mishap Mon 30-Dec-13 09:47:43

It made me chuckle - reminded me of trying to explain over the phone to my Dad (then 90) how to send an email attachment. Dad was deaf and not used to technology and kept deleting all that we had achieved so we had to keep starting again - I was yelling down the phone for ages and repeating myself endlessly - my OH was afflicted with a fit of the giggles at this end! It was a bit like a comedy sketch. But hats off to Dad for giving it a go!

I think that our generation of elders have embrace these technologies, but my Dad's generation had a bit of a struggle.

harrigran Mon 30-Dec-13 11:43:43

All the oldies in our family use computers and are really very good. My friend's Dad in his 90th year has just got a new ipad and keeps in touch with the family all over the world.

Galen Mon 30-Dec-13 12:02:23

I liked it!

BlueBelle Mon 30-Dec-13 12:04:20

I think it could be patronising if you look for it to be, but that wasn't my first thought I thought it was funny maybe because it doesn't apply to me because I'm not old, (in my mind) however I have four school friends we meet once a month and not only do they not have a clue with computers but don't text either they all have mobiles 'in case of an emergency' I text them sometimes without thinking and either get something blank off them in triplicate or nothing at all

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 12:04:22

You would Galen [patronising hug] [techsmile]

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 12:07:04

Bluebelle I am always on the lookout for ageism. tchsmile (pet hate)

Stansgran Mon 30-Dec-13 12:14:01

Oh come on. It is sweet and charming and possibly refers to an older generation. Not us at all. The 90 year olds fifteen years back were possibly the ones who did silly things. My DH killed the pooter on Xmas Eve because he has always had a sekerterry to deal with stuff for him. But the pooter has been restored to life by our friendly expensive technocrat who addressed me through out the proceedings as the one who understands.

soop Mon 30-Dec-13 12:19:13

jings...on yer bike! Mine needs a spin. Not in the mood for exercise at the mo' wink

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 12:24:29

I've already done my twenty minutes! [halo] tchgrin

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 12:26:36

No. Give it time soop. You have been through what my doc calls "an insult to nature". You need rest more than anything at the moment.

soop Mon 30-Dec-13 12:30:38

Sigh...thanks, jings

Penstemmon Mon 30-Dec-13 16:38:05

jingl like you I do not like ageist attitudes but you could substitute brother for grandpa and it would be just as amusing and there are Luddites out there!

I have a number of older WI members who do not use computers. I send out a WI newsletter but at least 1/4 of members are paired up with a computer pal who prints it out and delivers it to them. Either that or they use their husband's email as they do not have one and then ask their husbands to print it for them confused

I was shocked to discover this and we are now running basic computer lessons for any members who want to learn but many of them , all older women, do not want to know! My 88 yr old aunt skypes and FBs so it is not a matter of age but attitude!

janeainsworth Mon 30-Dec-13 16:46:04

Penstemmon I think that some people don't want to learn new things unless they can perceive the benefits, but with computers(as with many other things) you can't perceive the benefits until you've learned how to use the things, so it's a bit of a vicious circle.

Well done to your WI for trying to encourage them.

NfkDumpling Mon 30-Dec-13 17:07:24

What's the problem? Grandpa was using the computer. He wasn't afraid of it and maybe knew that Control/Enter has magical properties.

(What does it do? I daren't try it in case I vanish!)

feetlebaum Mon 30-Dec-13 17:28:45

My uncle took up using a PC in his 80s, and did voluntary work at a hospital - entering patient data!

There are a lot of 'silver surfers' out there... and the verse made me laugh.

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 17:44:12

But they did n't say "brother". They said "grandad". confused

Soutra Mon 30-Dec-13 18:19:52

So unless you are a grandad, what is your problem? Not sufficiently PC? tchhmm

jinglbellrocks Mon 30-Dec-13 18:27:41

I think I just might have already expressed "my problem". grin

AlieOxon Mon 30-Dec-13 18:36:53

I inherited my first computer from my dad who died in 1988 at 81...I thought if he can do it, so can I!
It was an Amstrad with no memory at all, you had to install every program.
Roll on Windows, great improvement!

(Anyone remember when Google actually counted the number of pages it was searching?)

Soutra Mon 30-Dec-13 18:41:35

Ah yes, a"patronising gits" alert.
You may have a point.

rosesarered Mon 30-Dec-13 19:13:52

Yes, it's the bit at the end isn't it? Grandpa, awww , bless! kind of thing?

rosesarered Mon 30-Dec-13 19:18:33

The verse itself is fine and quite amusing.