Pete's Sports Bar.

Pete is knackered so opening night is tomorrow? Does this mean the women have the bar all to ourselves?

Nothing wrong with bowls, I prefer mine filled with cashew nuts though.

Both

My, you must be either desperate or seriously addicted!

Indoor bowls..............better than nothing I suppose.

Mick ...Fursty Ferret is on Fursdays!. We also have Boddingtons...Black Sheep...Old Peculier is always a favorite and Wobbly Bob. Guest beers as and when!

Annsixty ....the small snug with open fire has a telly but we can switch it off if you want P n Q.

Charleygirl ...We have a guest room for punters that get pis a little 'merry' ..(reasonable rates)! so no problem!

Lona ...the 'extra poles' you saw are helping me sort the cellar out ............and how did phoenix sneak in?!

Yes Glam your nibbles are an asset to the bar!

(Opening night is tomorrow as I'm knackered today)

The regulars like their beer to have a bit of body!

There you go then, QED!

Well, from what I've heard (arms crossed, head nodding sagely) Pete likes nothing better than a bit of ferreting!

It all makes sense now. DH used to have Ferrets, They do get everywhere

That's what I was afraid of, glamma!

Ana they "hopped" into the amber necture when it was fermenting (scouse humour)

And don't forget gramps' holey long-johns, phoenix. They seem to have gone missing from the swill bucket...

Apparently it's a trade secret Newist it comes from an artisan micro brewery that has been in the same family for generations. It is believed, however, that ferrets are involved somewhere.

Goodness, what are the ingredients for that

He has various guest ales, Mick I think this weeks might be Scabby Scrogbottom.

What sort of real ale do you sell?
Mick

I don't know, but I saw a couple of red and white nipple tassles and some red sparkly thongs behind the bar!
They were too small for Pete.

Ana I've got a feeling it will be that Mel person again the one with the short shorts and the rather long legs !!

Well, I certainly won't be doing any twerking, Lona! I wonder who Pete's got in mind for the pole dancing...?

Pete I do hope you've got the right 'sports' I noticed the poles and the extra tables in the cellar!

I don't think Ana is going to like twerking or more football!

Hi Pete bet you thought I wouldn't notice you had moved premises didn't you but I found you in the end
Are you still needing catering services for the big match days if so just say the word.

I do like the open fire, very homely. I also like peace and quiet. My probem is that I do not drink and drive and you are a distance away.

Hooray hooray,but is there a room without a big screen.I come to the Bar to get away from all that. The usual please Pete about 8.30pm.