Pete's Sports Bar.

The landlord has taken to his bed.....help your self to anything you want...................

Ana That would explain the red and white sparkly nipple tassels

Ana does that mean he's playing for the Cup?

Now he's got his knickers in a twist too!!

Is this the kind of bar a lady would feel safe?

Safe as houses newist

I can hear you from my four-poster....

Its good to have the landlords reassurance

No prob! Close the door when you go.....Cheers

Shame about the result Pete (ducks behind the sofa) not to worry just have a pint to-night and things will look better Phoenix I've got some red sparkly platform high heels for you if you take a size 6 they certainly attract attention with the uniform

Just found a football in the back garden......think it might have come from Old Trafford

Why, does it look hardly used?

Hang on to it Pete, you can never have too many balls!

Thats quite funny....not like you to be witty P

Right Lona I'll keep that in mind......

Card table is available .......

Strip Jack Naked, anyone...?

...as is the dart board....

What! shock With my thighs! Are you mad, woman!

Ana

You deal then

Oooh I like darts!

Can somebody pass my 28 gramme ones, please. And a new set of flights if I may.

Double to start? Quick one while Ana sets the cards up

Any more doubles and I'll be under the snooker table...........

England win a cricket match!...Drinks all round

Wow thats a shocker Pete mr glamm's pal has just yesterday returned from Aus and he had tickets for a couple of Tests looks like they waited for him to leave before they won anything ?? Liverpool on to-morrow I think so a house full of the male species here in New Brighton