So far today I've:
Stubbed my toe and broken my big toenail off;
Knocked a piece out of my knuckle without realising and bled all over the clean duvet cover I was taking out of the dryer;
Driven self and little GS to Sainsburys with a loaded, smelly nappy sack on the car roof (meant to put in bin after putting said GS in car);
Dropped an open bag of yogurt fruit flakes in front of dog, much to her delight and GS's vociferous dismay and
Opened cupboard door and unsuccessfully juggled a precariously balanced jar of manuka honey (yes, not the cheap honey, had to be the manuka), which then smashed on the floor and chipped a tile.
Oh yes, and some ruddy idiot has dented my car on Sainsburys car park.
I need a hug.
I can't believe my car insurance has risen by that much!
They don't really care do they
To obliterate your address on packaging