Fancy writing a group limerick ?

(We have 100 posts to go here....)

We'd better get cracking then and reach our goal before starting a different thread as PapaOscar suggests.

Houdini considered the matter

Marco was looking much fatter

Should he go on a diet?

And steam it, not fry it

"Oh blow it, I'll go for the latter!"

So which one of this pair will win?

The prize of a bottle of gin

The fatter? The thinner?

Which one's the winner?

Oh! who cares, just open that tin.

The label's missing, so what's inside?

A message came in with the tide

(Good idea Paposcar to up the stakes. When we have reached our 1,000 then we can start an alphabetical limerick. I think it will be tricky but not beyond us grans/nans/gpas.)

(Sorry PAPAOSCAR correct spelling now).

Be careful of this,

It's a bit hit or miss

From Houdini to Marco it said

(Pipped at t'post. Withdrawn!)

But this concerns both of our pride:

From Houdini to Marco it said

Let us both fight a duel instead

(men!)

(....just typical, must have a fight....)(carry on then...)

With rapiers poised.