An alphabetical poem/story

It's bound to be either backwards or forwards, and as it's easier to go forwards we'll go that way, said the First Mate (who had also been on the sparkling and couldn't really give a damn which way they went, he was enjoying himself!)

(What HIS next move should be) it must be the sparkling again !

Harpers Bizarre (and yes that is the spelling) were playing softly in the background whilst Duffy considered what is next move should be.

Getting back to old Blighty might be the answer. So which way is Blighty ?

Goodness me, these old bands are causing a bit of contention here, said Duffy, and proceeded to dump the lot of them overboard!

Frankly, I don't give a damn which!

"Everyone this way" shouted Duffy, hoping that Xavier would follow in case he was needed for the X lines.

"Entertainment by: the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band !"

()

Duffy decided that he was happy to go to Xanadu as long as Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich were nowhere in sight. Or within earshot.

(Any old excuse will do, eh, NanKate? )

(Ana my fault for leaving out Y, put it down to me having a glass of sparkling as it's Easter, well that's my excuse)

"Can do!" exclaimed Duffy (of course ) and so their safety was assured - or was it?

But Y, asks Duffy, is that old plane over there. Look, its marked G-ASAP, it must be British. Hooray! We can escape from all these dreadful writers. Can anybody fly it?

Y not?

(what happened to Y? )

Arriving on the shore nearby is the earlier rowing boat and Duffy hopes he will be reunited with his owner, he really needs to dump Sir G ASAP.

Zebadee, Duffy's friend had told him to never give up, so he dissuades Sir G from following the Titanic, as they watch the iceberg slowly melt in the tropical sun.

Xanadu next stop!

(couldn't resist that one!)

"We will all go down with the ship - go in the other direction, quick!"

"Vodka with ice anyone?" she screeches in terror,

Unless.......oh dear - is that an iceberg I see before me?

This way shouts Sir G to Duffy, let's follow that boat on the horizon. What name is on it's side Duffy ?

Raising some binoculars to his eyes Duffy miaows T I t a n I c,

'That boat sounds as good as any to follow' says Sir G.

Duffy gulps !

Shiver m' timbers was the cry...

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Perhaps they were marooned on the last island.....who knows?
But our characters have a perfectly usable ship - what course do we take?