Potential for husband swapping maybe?

Its not only you narrowboatnan who makes mistakes like that,a few weeks ago in Morrisons I parked my car and hubby sauntered off towards the prom with Poppy to give her some excercise and said he will come back in and meet me in about 20mins after he had put her back in the car,I was through the till and 45mins later when I saw him again his excuse was he had forgotton I had changed my usual coat and put on a jacket and he had given up trying to find me !! he had approached 2/3 blonde haired ladies from the rear and made a fool of himself by popping some goodies into their trollies only to then realise it was not me,I was wearing a bright pink jacket so really he had no excuse

Not long after we were married I had gone out with some girlfriends and arranged for DH to pick me up. I came out of the restaurant and saw him so started walking towards him, only for him to walk straight past me and head for the restaurant! He was 22 at the time (he was lucky to make it to 23!)

At a party years ago at my house, I introduced a couple to my husband [who was looming behind me]. Only it wasn't him! His amazed face when I introduced him as my husband, will stay with me forever.
On another note,narrowboatnan the high price of comics.... I bought a Beano recently for DGS 1 , couldn't see a price on it until it was through the till, it was £2, unbelievable. I used to buy the Beano for DS when he was young, and they only cost pocket change [he had one every week.]

Slightly off topic. We had loaded the car after shopping. I had got in and DH was taking the trolley back. I then watched in the rear view as he passed my car and attempted to get into the one three cars away which although it was a silver hatch it wasn't even the same make as mine.

I NEVER go food shopping with DH or any other shopping if I can possibly avoid it unless we're on holiday. He just wanders off and is hopeless at finding things we need. But he does pay which is a bonus, because he finds stuff HE wants very easily. Bless him

I have been known to ask the 'wrong husband' his opinion on what he would like for dinner or which wine to buy. They are usually quite friendly and often more helpful than DH.

I am NOT swapping mine- ever ...but don't tell him I said so ;)

If anyone has one in quite good condition,that they wish to get rid of, I'm willing to try them out.
The only conditions are
1. They must be housetrained
2. Can cook
3. It is on a sale or return basis.

Norty Galen

I'm very tempted Galen! It takes mine at least a week before he stops being in work mode, trying to boss me about and alter my routine to suit him. Then just as he relaxes, he is preparing work to go back again. I think you would just the person he needs to put him in his place.

I would have to pay to get someone to take mine away.

As for the rest of you! "You should have gone to Specsavers."

None of you ain"t havin" my old chap !!!

Thanks, Nonu! Believe me, he is all yours.

You can borrow mine, Galen, as long as you don't mind being interrupted constantly (I'm on here because I am sulking exasperated.

Fairly well trained but can only cook 2 dishes (one being a fry-up, yuck)

Can I have him back when the bins need emptying please.

Does he snore?

i would not let anyone have mine , he is a treasure and the best in the world , and I love him so much even after 43 years !

rosequartz, you mean yours actually empties the bins? Where?

Don't think mine knows that bins have to be emptied, he thinks it's all done by magic

Mine does things, but only if I ask. I would love things to be done without having to ask. Mine is perfectly capable of walking right past the emptied bin at the end of the drive without returning it to its place, let alone taking it out in the first place. I left it out once for three days to see what happened - my son noticed it and returned it so I was foiled!

He only snores if he has a couple of pints of real ale, Galen.

He empties the bins, does most of the garden and also does most of the ironing (simply because he thinks I don't do it properly)

On second thoughts, I don't think I will lend him out in case he decides not to come back.

not sure I want one of those!

rosequartz
I can tell you , if I had someone like that!
I would never ever let him go!

Must admit, I would like someone again to love, honour and cherish
But being very independent, disabled and bloody awkward!
I don't think anyone could cope with ME!*

I'd better look after him!