I am quite happy to sit on the rockery all day, like patience on a monument, smiling at Gransnetters (and completely out of the loop as usual - wot's occurring?) 
Not sure about lying under a pillow while people improve their marriage though 
ps I do need feeding!! And I come very expensive dj
James Cleverly is running to be Mayor of London
BBC2 Proms - Celebrating James Bond tonight


