Homeless Mumsnetters - come this way!

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Greetings all

Thanks very much for coming to the rescue.
It's much appreciated

[cake]

Interesting to see which the 25 finest threads will be. (see Over There)

I'm going quite misty-eyed thinking back now.

I hope mine isn't or I really will have to lock up the

pompa That'll teach you

I've just realised my DD is on MN and she will know exactly who I am

If we're going to have any threads deleted maybe we should include the one on Dribbling!!!

#we'renotsenilehonest!

This. Not his

Now you will have frightened them all off pompa - old men wearing leggings and stockings is not the image we want!1 Especially ones that haven't been changed for so long!

OMG!!!!

I might have to ask for something to be deleted. There was his thread this morning.....

Def not for any daughter's eyes!

LOL, neither do these darn stockings, but I've got to wear them for another 3 weeks.

Quite right, pompa, they didn't suit you at all!

I've seen the error of my ways, leggings are off.

Wipe yer feet!

I'm putting a padlock on the

Watch that pompa he's got a thing about leggings!

If you want wine, just head on over to Granddads shed, but don't forget to bring cakes.

Phew im glad
it seems nice here already found some fun threads

We have wine everywhere "Shiongmaoniao*

Shuffles nerviously in and wispers
Do we have wine here?

Hiya thanks guys for making room for us its a very difficult period of time for us all

:D

Well I refuse to have a granny perm!

Can we mark some threads as not for their eyes ?

oh dear, do we all have to pretend to be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting?

What's going on?

Oh no!! What will reading our threads do to their preconceptions?