Homeless Mumsnetters - come this way!

We have a thread in MNclassic thread about Pom bears served at a dinner party.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1056940-to-think-this-couple-are-bonkers

We have a little emoticon that looks like a pom-bear

We want to feel settled in and comfy before the great switch off. What would happen if at 6am when our delightful offspring wake us up we discovered there was some kind of complicatedness to get through before we could complete the registration here? With no coffee to help?

We also need to post a few posts tonight so that in the morning all we have to do is click "Threads I'm On" to get enough reading matter to help us come to terms with being awake.
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Too many 'threads' there

I may have had a too many.

Oh lord, I read the first page then realised there were 29 of them - too many to get through at this time of night!

I'm making sure I get a good seat. I think there is a coach load due in at 6am & I want to avoid the crush

Well I keep off GN for a day and we are invaded by the kids.
They will be going through our kitchen cupboards looking for out of date food.
I don't want to know if my DD is on mumsnet and I have not told her I am on here. That way I can say what I think.
So what do you think of us so far have you explored other threads?
CBA with emoticons tonight I am using my Tablet in bed.

*runs in and takes a seat*

Wah. MN is off. Its dark, Thundering, raining and there's a little boy in my bed kicking my back

Thank goodness for Gransnet to escape to today.

Morning - thank you for having us. Do we get sweet milky tea in proper cups and saucers? And is there a tin of sweets in the cupboard? projecting memories of visiting my grandad.

Morning all! <<heaves bin bags into temp accommodation>>

Thanks for putting us up,gawd knows what's happened over there

Nice here though isn't it? I like your your and

Oh your is much prettier too, so, do any of you guys use mumsnet at all?

Testing......bollocks

Oh you can swear then?

Perhaps gransnet (grannet? granite?) should have held a referendum on letting us riffraff in...

Rain has stopped. Child has become children. Guess I'm getting up then. On we go.

Yes am on Mumsnet and love it. So nice to see you all, it is normally quite lonely here at this time.
Am off to market soon (live in France). What fish shall I get for tonight? (Low-carbing).

i don't know but could you pick up some garlic stuffed olives for me please mamie?

Of course. Though we are in Normandy so tripe and camembert is more likely.

Actually Mumsnetters, could you pop onto the Where Do You Wish You Could Shop thread and tell us what you think? We get these requests quite often and it is a bit frustrating.

<wanders in>

Ah! My spiritual home!

I like very much that the text box goes into LARGE print as you start to type into it.

<makes notes to feedback to MNHQ>

Bastard me old mucker. We are going to have to mind our language. (We inhabit a sweary thread-it's like the bit of Mn where naice people fear to tread)
Well I could be a Gran, except no one will procreate with my offspring. (In thing 2s case he would actually have to talk with a woman first)
Do you want a GN cat? I've got a spare? He's big and fat and ginger.

Come on MNers, participate (or start new) in some of the existing threads, we would like to get your opinions on a variety of subjects. Leggings for instance

Good morning. Another MNer here. Thank you for having us.

I'm confused already.
Following the link from MN, it's taking me to 2 different threads.

Oh well, I'll just post on both and see what happens.