Sandra Howard has compiled a list of pointers to identify if you are past it in the DM today. I could tick about 45 of them. 
Here are a couple of my own.
I have to lean against a chest of drawers when I put my trousers on to stop myself falling over.
I miss the leg hole when I am putting on my knickers. 
Wrong Lipsticks waste of money
CONTINUATION of write a word beginning with the first letter of the name of the user above you
Change the name in a tv show /movie title to the above user username



This could give MrK ideas - oo you are awful.

