Haven't posted in a while but did want to share a conversation from last night - at a dinner party of all places.
One guest asked "are you a morning, evening or any time any place person?" I had no idea what they meant until they continued...bowel movements!! As I say - not really ideal dinner party fodder but actually a surprisingly stimulating discussion followed so I thought I'd poll my fellow gransnetters!!!
I think that if anyone had been so ill mannered as to ask such a question at a dinner table where I was sitting, I would change the subject immediately. If he/she persisted, I would then provide him/her with a detailed but quietly spoken account of the effects of a hemicolectomy until I had successfully put him/her off the next course.
I can think of no circumstances other than an appointment with a Gastro doctor or nurse, where I would want to share this information and even fewer when I would thank anybody for sharing with me.
I think it could be a really interesting conversation. A morning, shortly after breakfast, habit is a memory from the dim and distant past. These days it's more likely to be any old time which isn't anything like as convenient. An ageing thing I suppose. Yet another one. sigh.
AshTree I could cope with it only when I had passed out under the table! This is not a subject to discuss when you are eating a meal and probably not one for general conversation under any circumstances. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!