A funny story, a joke-anything!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

Hahaha! Olive!

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Have you heard about the hyena that swallowed an Oxo cube?

He became a laughing stock!

Thank you.

What's the difference between God and a dentist?

God doesn't think he's a dentist.

Ana

Why did Miss Tomato blush? Because she saw Mr. Green Pea.

KatyK I like that one!

Q postman Pat has got the sack what will he now be called ?

A pat

A duck walks into a pub and approaches the barman.

Duck: 'Got any bread?'

Barman: 'No'

Duck: 'Got any bread?'

Barman: 'No'

Duck: 'Got any bread?'

Barman: 'I said NO and if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar'

Duck: 'Got any nails?'

Barman 'No'

Duck@ 'Got any bread?'

Much more cheerful now-thanks for the jokes. jingl you can be as grumpy as you want. The sun is shining!!!

Scrap that. Don't mind old Grumpy-drawers.

Ok! She must be cheered up enough now.

Luckygirl -

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says "why the long face."

Luckygirl HO HO HO!!!

trisher Hope you enjoy the rain dear (groan!)

Good though!

luckygirl !!!

What is the horse's favourite line from a Christmas carol?
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
I line from "Unto us a boy is born" -

"The King of every neigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eigh-eightion"

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Sorry - lowering the tone!

Thank you thank you. I may now put on my raincoat and venture out-stil chuckling!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

And what do you call a snowman in midsummer?

A puddle!

The other replied. "No, my nose is bunged up with the cold and I can't feel my feet, they are bloody freezing. I wish it was midsummer"