No politics, no slagging off of others

Hmm....I see ann and cherry as Al-Ka-pone and Al-Ca-Traz, dealers in fine used camels. The sand dance (as ably portrayed by Wilson Kepoel and Betty) wouid be their big scene. Get practicing girls!!

Just copy this www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2fqjsijaMM

They look so serious, which is why it's so funny.

Which one of us will be playing Wishy-Washy?

Or shall we do Cinderella?

Definitely original katek
A sand dance on crutches

Oh I just can't wait ?.

All concessions half price ( on wet Thursday afternoons.)

When are the auditions for the Fairy Grandmother ?

You mean ' the hands that do dishes'?

Surely that is GandTea's position?

No, he will play the Dame ( as in all good Panto's)

The fairy grandmother has to be pretty ( sorry GandT)

My apologies, I am getting the sexes mixed up. Of course he cannot be given the job as the pretty girl.

Although, Charley as we don't know what he looks like, maybe he could play that part.

Indeed. GandT may well pass for a Ladyboy. We really need photographic evidence before ruling him out.

Oh no we wont!!

I think that GandTea may have left us permanently as he was being slagged off by a few folk on anther thread.

I really really hope we haven't lost him. I was thinking about him yesterday.

I think he will be back after a "cooling down" absence. But I daresay his identity will become known and the sins of his previous life/lives will be revisited on him again.

Oh No
We need ukulele music in our panto.
Maybe he will return in another guise

If he comes back, we should all call out "he's behind you!" ?

Am on Nanna duties .... but I will return! Oh yes, I will!!

There will now be a short interval.Please help yourselves to tea and biscuits, and form an orderly queue for the loo.?