Story Time ( game)

Opened a fish and chip shop in

or is IT their safety helmets.....

......New York which was a huge success, people came from all over the country. They were served fish,chips and scraps by ........

Ivana Trump wearing a hairnet, curlers and fish net stockings! She had trained in the art of......

....battering by the well known Scottish fishmonger Alex Fergusson.......

and his assistant Alex Salmand. Together they

had perfected a new dish called "pie in the Sky" it was full of

...pilchards, Mars bars and rusty bolts.....

And New Yorkers queued round the corner for this delicacy, until one day

Tragedy struck and...

..the pilchard vat blew up....

Taking Ivana and her fish (get it?) net stockings with it, and leaving a strong fishy aroma hanging over Manhattan for weeks; so bad was it that

(Yes, good one Bella!).....all the cats in the area were wandering around with their noses in the air so not looking where they were going.......

...and a largish blonde moggy, whom we shall call Hillary, fell through a Maralyn Monroe grating and landed up.........

On my knee which is always ready for nice cats to land on. The cat purred contentedly and I switched on my...

hearing aid...all the better to hear you with, I whispered into the cat's fluffy ear...

.....and as if by magic the cat turned into a handsome prince, he whispered to me - come live with me and be my ..........

Sofa! I turned down the cats kind offer and opened the window to let him out. With one leap he was out and tuning fast and far until...

running

.....he landed on the pavement (did I mention I live on the 16th floor?) and lost his first life. Luckily for the moggy........

........he landed on the lap of Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick who took him back to the clinic to be Supermouser. I left the sofa and went in search of ........

The aforementioned handsome prince who seemed to have disappeared, when suddenly I saw an orangey-looking figure with a yellow mop of hair, who was frantically

Trying to get back to the jungles of Borneo...

....I ordered him a minicab and when it arrived I noticed that the driver was..........

David Attenborough. ...