Story Time ( game)

EL James about different colours of paint, it is interesting I think Bill .......

'Might like it.
He might help me choose a nice color (Am sp) to paint The White House. ..

Gee, Hil, sounds like you're counting your chickens, just don't go there. I...

Whatever the colour, watching paint dry is not as much fun as

(Oops, sorry Bellanonna)

I can't get anything right today, not even

....paintballing! Let's go and do some right now on the Whitehouse lawn, but wait a goddam minute...

gluing on my wig, I just used....

superglue by mistake and both my hands are stuck to my head!

How will I be playin' my little bitty golf match ...

Guess you just won't be, Don, but I gotta go now, can't be seen with you looking, well, ......like that, so

.......goodbye, farewell, I must get to the 19th hole to find ........

...out where the White Rabbit went....

I'll shoot it and have made in to a nice pair of gloves for my buddy Sarah in good old Alaska. ...

But on second thoughts no, she's not doing Alaska now, so I'll go shoot something else just for the hell of it. Wait, who's that...

Bang

Bang Bang

Help! Somebody. Anybody.
I've gonna shot myself in the foot...

Again. Oh how I wish I could...

Take a long vacation where nobody know me. But I'm famous, so that's goddam impossible. Wait, I'll get someone to fly me to Outer Mongolia. Not sure where that is, but I hear it's kinda remote. So now I

Gonna build me a nice big new shiny wall to keep out those pesky ....

......people who don't fit in with the rest of us wonderful American xenophobes, I need some help with the brickwork so I'll send for ............

Bob the Builder

Some Mexicans

Oops And some mexicans

.....but watch out, those Mexicans spend too much time dancing on their hats - or is their safety helmets....