Story Time ( game)

.......stampeded through the hotel and careered down the M25 , fortunately Dumbledore. ........
,

...upset he climbed on an elephant and went out, taking the front door with him. (Nobody had seen the elephants in the room, of course.)
The other invisible elephants....

turn as green as the savoy cabbage that was being served, in fact one was so

Unfortunately his dinner guests were vegetarian and began to...

lightly grilled and served with a green salsa. Meanwhile...

...turned into delicious moose pie, with a wonderfully delicate savoury moose mousse for starters. Unfortunately his dinner guests ....

..........sadly the receptionist had no translation service available so the moose was captured by Gordon Ramsey and ..........

Brown paper bag.
Unfortunately one got out
so he went down stairs and told the receptionist that there's
'A Moose Loose Aboot This Hoose' ...

all wrapped up in a ...

....the Paris Hilton, bringing six elephants and a moose...

......the whole world was at risk of Mary Berryitis, in flew Dr Gregory House to ........

And promptly bit Sue's head off and are it. That's when it became clear that it wasn't Superman at all, but an evil alien from planet Zog impersonating him so that....

...Mel and Sue. Who arrived loaded up with delicious cakes and buns and no soggy bottoms in sight. Yum said Superman......

Best left on planet Zog
Supermans a bit busy at the moment he's got a hot date with...

...Brexit deal, in fact I Was thinking of starting a petition to bring back Ann Widdicombe and Alan Sugar, but when you think about it.....

Like Superman, which is lucky because we need a superperson to sort out our...

To put them over the top of the football strip.
In the pole dancing club was a famous fashion designer
Wow darling you look so...

She had bought some spanx, so with a bit of effort she Managed, unfortunately

Her Plymouth Argyll football strip. It was a tight fit but luckily...

.......pole dancing clubs, Princess Michael was ready to go wearing......

Sir Alan Sugar who had decided to take a rare day off, as he had decided to diversify into

Her Royal Highness Princess Michael of Kent. She suppressed a small burp and said...

.... a distant, far away planet where little green men and women lived. Fortunately the rocket man spoke their language and said "Bpddo aanihgt mjs yhur alopsss" which roughly translated meant "Take me to your leader". However when she turned up, much to their surprise it was .........

Sang "Fly me to the moon". But the rocket man had left his sat nav at home, so they ended up at ...

He transformed it into a rocket, climbed aboard and...