Story Time ( game)

Catalonia, where he soon made friends with a rather large

The Plains of Africa where he found himself surrounded by....

......bull on whose back back he travelled to to the Plains of Africa where he discovered. ......

....lions , his big cousins, who unfortunately didn't recognise him and gulped him down for dinner. So the moral of the story is

that not all cats have nine lives...

........however .......

Better luck next time....

Meanwhile back on Strictly there are now a spare pair of gold boots...

...."Great" said Ed, "I'll wear these for the rumba." He tried so hard to posture and pump, to twerk and to thrust but he was getting so tired. Then he realised, the gold boots had a mind of their own.....

...like so many boots they were made for walking. So he walked right up to Claudia and said...

..."stick yer gold boots, I'm off!", and off he stomped, back to his cave. Curious, Claudia decided to try on the gold boots. Off they took her, over the Chiswick flyover and along the yellow brick road.......

To Swindon, where all was quiet in the dead of night.

...there they got stuck on the magic roundabout, going round and round, round and round.....

Until Anton came, lifted her off the roundabout and

dragged her off to find the dragon and offer her up for breakfast

......luckily Ann Widdicombe arrived and ........

as everyone knows, Ann Widdicombe eats dragons for breakfast. so she had him on toast with.......

..some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Meanwhile the gold boots were still going round and round on the roundabout.....

Gradually they became muddier and muddier until they just looked like a pair of workman's boots. Along came a...

...gentleman of the road who saw the boots and thought, "just what I need! These old boots of mine are pinching like hell." So he sat down on the roundabout to put them on and ....

They fitted like a glove.
'Will be great for working on my allotment'
So off he went..
Singing hey ho hey ho
Its off to work we go
We'll dig dig dig ...

He dug and he dug until he reached Australia, where it was too hot to wear the boots so he left them in the hole........

....where they remained for ever, meanwhile the gentleman of the road met a gorgeous Aussie lady and .....

...they started a balloon ride company and the first

....sorry, hiccups...customer was a giant octopussy