Story Time ( game)

...who purred and purred as they floated above the countryside. Suddenly...

the met Alladin on his magic carpet, he was on his way to collect a.....

Motorbike because he was having a mid life crisis and the flying carpet was sooooooo uncool...

Aladin was disappointed to find all the best bikes were gone and the only thing left was a rather

.....ancient scooter but with a little help from Genie Aladdin .......

the Genie sorry

He transformed it into a rocket, climbed aboard and...

Sang "Fly me to the moon". But the rocket man had left his sat nav at home, so they ended up at ...

.... a distant, far away planet where little green men and women lived. Fortunately the rocket man spoke their language and said "Bpddo aanihgt mjs yhur alopsss" which roughly translated meant "Take me to your leader". However when she turned up, much to their surprise it was .........

Her Royal Highness Princess Michael of Kent. She suppressed a small burp and said...

Sir Alan Sugar who had decided to take a rare day off, as he had decided to diversify into

.......pole dancing clubs, Princess Michael was ready to go wearing......

Her Plymouth Argyll football strip. It was a tight fit but luckily...

She had bought some spanx, so with a bit of effort she Managed, unfortunately

To put them over the top of the football strip.
In the pole dancing club was a famous fashion designer
Wow darling you look so...

Like Superman, which is lucky because we need a superperson to sort out our...

...Brexit deal, in fact I Was thinking of starting a petition to bring back Ann Widdicombe and Alan Sugar, but when you think about it.....

Best left on planet Zog
Supermans a bit busy at the moment he's got a hot date with...

...Mel and Sue. Who arrived loaded up with delicious cakes and buns and no soggy bottoms in sight. Yum said Superman......

And promptly bit Sue's head off and are it. That's when it became clear that it wasn't Superman at all, but an evil alien from planet Zog impersonating him so that....

......the whole world was at risk of Mary Berryitis, in flew Dr Gregory House to ........

....the Paris Hilton, bringing six elephants and a moose...

all wrapped up in a ...

Brown paper bag.
Unfortunately one got out
so he went down stairs and told the receptionist that there's
'A Moose Loose Aboot This Hoose' ...

..........sadly the receptionist had no translation service available so the moose was captured by Gordon Ramsey and ..........