Story Time ( game)

......Boris Johnson appeared wearing his pants over his trousers and gave everyone a flying bike to escape, sadly Boris .........

-picked one with a puncture, but sister Rachel came to the rescue ,waving a vintage copy of 'The Lady' and she-

Sorry,didn't realise that button crossed every thing out.

So start again....what happened to Boris? Hope he finally got a haircut....

Yes he got a Beatles style cut. Not because he liked the pop group
just that his favourite characters were
'The vultures' in the jungle book film.
I'm saying nothing

After his haircut nobody recognised Boris and he ended up ............

Up on 'I'm a Celebrity ' together with

Uncle Tom Cobley

...and the horse he rode in on....

Was called Anne Widecombe. Boris named her after Miss W as he had a secret crush on her, admiring her ...

Tango on 'Strictly'. Anne caused many a man to remember the joy of a full boosomed woman but Len Goodman

......had no such attributes so had to rely on ten .........

minutes dancing with Lucy Worsley in a stately home while Phil Spencer calculated the cost of their outfits .

Gok Wan was watching this in horrified disbelief; he hadn't seen anything like this in

Ages.
"Girlfriends you are all beautiful but where is your shape wear?"....

........spanx, spanx, fifty shades of grey is the new ........

Orleans latest Jazz craze, everyone's doing it, but you need to be

.......a Gransnetter to twerk, twist, shake your ........

Head in disbelief at the outrageous ....

behaviour of some older people who should know better, though it has to be admitted they seem to be having a lot of

Alcohol considering their problem with...

...walking on the high stilts up the nearby volcano...

......fortunately missing an eruption but the stilts tripped them up and they flew off the volcano into ........

Richard Branson's hot air balloon. Luckily they slid easily down into the basket and accepted his offer of...

Tea and sandwiches, followed by a large bun. unfortunately, they ate so much that