Story Time ( game)

...turned into delicious moose pie, with a wonderfully delicate savoury moose mousse for starters. Unfortunately his dinner guests ....

lightly grilled and served with a green salsa. Meanwhile...

Unfortunately his dinner guests were vegetarian and began to...

turn as green as the savoy cabbage that was being served, in fact one was so

...upset he climbed on an elephant and went out, taking the front door with him. (Nobody had seen the elephants in the room, of course.)
The other invisible elephants....

.......stampeded through the hotel and careered down the M25 , fortunately Dumbledore. ........
,

...realised that if you go far enough on the M25 you could be back where you started - still in a jam.

Round and round he went.
Where stops
Nobody knows
unfortunatly now going round the wrong way
Dumbledore sighed and ...

Cast one of his wizarding spells, this was supposed to make everything alright, but, as in life, these things rarely work and a large and not very attractive

...snail popped up with a flash of sparks exactly where the elephant had been. Now, although all the cars were going at a snail's pace, this particular snail was 10 feet tall and his pace was considerably faster than your average garden snail. He promptly started slithering up the boot of the nearest car and over the roof and....

......Into the future, all the cars were slithering and sliding in the snail trail when Dixon of Dock Green appeared and said.........

....evening all.....

'What have here?
This won't do at all'
I need reinforcments.
He blew on his whistle
Pc plod and the laughing police popped out the police box followed by Dr Who ...

(who?)

and 4 daleks. The daleks had all been reprogrammed to...

......put on the Bake Off programme on the BBC, it was not a great success because .......

the Daleks thought human cooking was very silly
and said in Dalek voice
"First they peel them
Then then boil them
Then they smash them up" ...

Dr Who exterminated the Daleks without a second thought because he found their silly voices most.......

seductive and he didn't want to be distracted from his mission, which was of course to...

Develop a new flavour of jelly baby. He thought this was going well until...

...one of the jelly babies came alive and grew and grew until...

It became a jelly adult and swallowed Dr Who in one gulp. With a loud burp it ....

....exploded covering the entire country in ........

.

a sea of green goo, the good Doctor immediately got out his special

.....seven league wading boots and scarpered. Meanwhile the elephants (boo-hoo) had drowned, and the whole of Oxford was evacuated while...