Story Time ( game)

...the hot air ballon sank lower and lower, until

the balloon began to fall and one of them had to be thrown out, it was ...

The ballon lost height and they all landed up in

Surrey, minus Branson who had been thrown out earlier.
The survivors then decided to throw caution to the winds and

Last in first out so Niger Farrage was jettisoned, sadly all the hot air went with him and the balloon crash landed on .......

Boris Johnson in Hyde Park knocking him off his bike so that he landed in

the excrement but, as ever, he emerged smiling to the applause of his fans and blathered, in Latin, 'Look what I found in the midden!'
It was ...

John McDonnells personal copy of his Little Red Book, Boris zip wired to Westminster, legs akimbo and handed it to The Speaker who was in a state of flux due to -

Some rather saucy pictures of his wife appearing in the Maily Dail. He said no, that's not Sal, it's a lookalike, but

She was giving a photo opportunity on Boadicea's statue wrapped in a monogrammed handtowel

...Next to Teresa May in a yellow and black zebra-striped mumu, which she...

flew from the flagpole of Buckingham Palace while the Duke of Edinburgh ...

Whistled 'Ragtime Cowboy Joe' before...

.......going in search of someone to insult, he found Kim Kardashian and said ..........

Yes, your bum does look big in that! Kim laughed and said....

I should hope so, it cost me a fortune!...

But it's only money, said he. How about you and i

leaving all this behind and phoning Kanye so we can all go on a trip to the

.....outer reaches of space where we can leave the whole Kardashian clan behind and head for ........

the moon to do some mooning where Big Bottomed Bertha still has her assets on display but even she-

Knows when enough is enough and tells Phil it's time he got back to the Queen, so she

Removes her scarf and flags down the Enterprise as soon as they are beamed up she finds she is in front of

a Vogon poetry group attacking with limericks such as ...

There once was a dormouse called Kent...

Who noticed his tail was bent ...