Story Time ( game)

...when asked how he knew...

He said 'I just do, ...

And off with a flounce he went!
To...

...Legoland, where he (or she) lived in the (mini) Chrysler building and....

He wondered "oh why?"

Forget it. I didn't refresh. Back to

Legoland etc

....and parachuted from six feet up to land on....

Jeremy Corbyn, who just happened to be passing by and was flattened by the Duke of Ed, who thanked him for providing a soft landing.....

(sorry Phil. I mistook you for a dormouse....)

The D O E picked himself up, shook himself down and flagged a passing cab. Take me home, he snapped at the driver. Where's that then sir? asked the cabbie. An enraged Phil replied .......

Bloody Windsor!

Windsor Indiana? Asked the driver. Certainly sir. He drove straight on to the private airstrip where Prince William was waiting to whisk his Grandad to...

The White House where Barak said 'Hi Phil, are you lost?. Come and join us we are having cucumber sandwiches and tea"

Phil said "Bloody typical half way round the world and it's still bloody cucumber sandwiches and tea. Can't I have--

Some normal bloody food you dimwit? It's Wednesday, that's when Liz and I have a takeaway Chicken Jalfrezi with extra rice, so why don't you just

.....get on the phone and order a takeaway, the footmen are waiting outside the door to ........

Bing them in, we can both have a pedicure and ...

*bring

.....full body massage with a very sexy lady masseuse, D of E said........

Oh she's a nice little filly, don't mind if I do. Go easy on the joints m'dear, not what they were, damn them. Barack, what...

is your helicopter doing in that flowerbed? Is it about to ...

take you and Michelle on a holiday before you leave the White House for good. Where are you ooof to

The North pole, he replied, to help Santa with the...

reindeer, they have been picking on poor Rudolf and have hidden his bottle of....

......sherry so I will get homeland security to search for it, meanwhile I will bring Donald Trump with me to the North Pole and ..........

Introduce him to some hungry polar bears. He'll have no choice but to...