Story Time ( game)

....build a wall to.....

Choice but to get his haircut to save him from the

Ravening Hillary hordes, Donald was so traumatised by the hair cut he .........

Daniel Radcliffe reached for his Camera to snap the amazing...

Nooo, my Radcliffe comment was in response to one much further back about Oxford which appeared on my iPad as the last in the game...

I'll get my coat!

Immediately withdrew from political life, vowing to...

Become a monk in an enclosed order, so

Flew immediately to a remote Greek Island, where the monastery, perched high on a hill.....

Was a leper colony. There was a lot of work to be done to help people. The first thing he did was ...

Get pen and paper - Victoria Hislop's not the only one who can write about an Island, he said, I'll show her and her **ing father how to write proper prose .....

But then he got a bit stuck on the first word, so he shouted hey, you guys, how'dya spell

.....but it was not as easy as he thought, and he wrote about a little Mexican building a wall to keep.......

Sorry posts crossed

but before he could say any more, a monk stuck a giant piece of sellotape over his mouth and held up a board which said 'This is a Silent Order - Keep your Mouth Shut!'

The word "leper" then they told him they were no longer a leper colony but a high class very expensive health retreat that specialised in jumping into the sea from the cliff hence the name "leaping ****?" .

(this is like those dratted games of Consequences - hardly anything makes sense!)

Loony, However he landed on the top of a.......

Sunbathing, and very surprised, Mrs Clinton, who was recovering from recent illness on a lilo. He said

nice pair of......

Sunglasses...

Are they Prada ?
The Devil likes Prada....

....but only if it is from Lidl.....

No, they're from Walmart and now you've broken them. Get out of my sight, you ...

your hair is blocking out the sun and I cannot see to....

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