Why do men...?

Haha...poor things, trying to escape from 'She...who must be obeyed!'

Love it Grumpa my DH agrees with you- his escaped my tyranny to go to Bowls again - its so quiet here just me and Mozart bliss.

Does 'checking your genitals' include scratching them? Or tucking them in? I have starting saying in a loud voice 'Do you have to do that? Just to let him now I have seen him. Especially annoying when you have friends round.

Mine does the loud sneezing thing. He likes to share. It is more than just irritating when it affects both ends though. The dog just lifts one eyebrow now he is so used to it. He always gets the blame anyway.

I let him have some of my deep heat for his knee the other day. Told him to rub it well in which he did. Got my own back when he went for a wee. Eat your heart out Mr Meldrew.

Know spelt with a K :-)

Oh dear I did have a similar experience with chillies once!!!

I once sat in a bath which had been cleaned with Vim. Can't remember why I was naked in a bath with no water in, but I do remember the sting!

This thread is making me laugh so much.

My DH has been coughing so much at night that I've moved to the couch downstairs for now. He had a knack of coughing just as I was finally nodding off - it sounded like a shot from a gun!

Ygel, you did make me laugh - the sneezing at both ends bit. This whole thread has been so funny and reassuring in a way. I always thought it was only Mr B so i'ts reassuring to read all your comments.

Nothing to do with coughing & sneezing or answering the phone radicalnan ?? but I having running commentary when he is reading the newspaper or even watching a TV programme together especially the news, having a rant here mind you he has his good points & still makes me laugh.

Why do men
Play Trumpet Voluntary when they blow their noses?

At least mine does

and jingle the coins in their pocket .....

Oh I hate that commenting on the news especially if I'm not watching it. And reading bits from the paper when I'm watching telly or reading a book.

But I do ❤️ him

And breathe noisily? We're just back from the pictures and I kept wanting to dig him in the ribs and tell him to blow his nose. I can't really say that I object to him breathing though, can I?

I have to dig him in the ribs when he nods off at the theatre. First I know of it is the first snore. Response to my nudge is to turn and glare at me crossly.

I can't really say that I object to him breathing though, can I? yes!

When we're in the car I can hear him breathing (gasping) through his mouth.
BREATH THROUGH YOUR NOSE!

Masticating food even a sof banana he can make crunch and as for apples and ginger nut biscuits ....... ! Don't even get me started on his sonic boom speaking voice.
Ps love him to bit actually xx

Oh apples!!! DH is deafening with apples and takes a huge bite and crunches like mad.

I am surprised we have seen a thread marked - Why do women.....

Yes, it's amazing what huge bites they can take from an apple, DH sees one off in a few bites and gulps and eats it all, core and pips.

No men were harmed in the making of this thread.

I couldn't stand listening to my exDH eating toast! By the end of our marriage everything he did and said annoyed me!

Crisps!! Why do some men launch them into their mouths from a great distance then crunch down as loudly as they can? So unlike our own dainty nibbling ways.

A bit off topic, but on a train once I did see one poor lady discreetly sucking her crisps in the quiet carriage.

Grumppa
This is so funny and I'm so glad to be single

radical and yorkshiregel ROFL

My youngest has taken to holding up his baby son and sniffing his bum to see if he has left a present!

Is it a man thing?