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What would be your "Alternative Facts"?

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trisher Mon 23-Jan-17 10:11:29

As the White House announce the figures for the inauguration as 'alternative facts' I thought I should be allowed a few of my own.
My first are-
I'm 45 years old
I'm a size 14
I'm a succesful artist and painter

Any one else got some?

Wheniwasyourage Tue 24-Jan-17 15:45:49

My hair is thick and always looks well-groomed.
I can speak 15 languages fluently.
I have read "Les Miserables" and "War and Peace" (in the original languages, of course).
My house is always immaculate and my filing is always up to date.
I have elegant, narrow and beautiful feet and can easily find shoes which fit and are comfortable.
I run regularly and enjoy it.