As the White House announce the figures for the inauguration as 'alternative facts' I thought I should be allowed a few of my own.
My first are-
I'm 45 years old
I'm a size 14
I'm a succesful artist and painter
Any one else got some?
Kellogg's have changed the recipe for Rice Krispies!
When did perimenopause become so popular?
Does anyone have a really simple diet plan?
