My DH is always doing this. If we are out with friends and two of us order soup as a starter he does his Julie Walters waitress impression of the 'two soups' sketch. He says 'the thick plottens' instead of the plot thickens'. More tea vicar? is a favourite. Lots more which I can't think of at the moment!
Kellogg's have changed the recipe for Rice Krispies!
Talking to people in wheelchairs



