Oh swanny - the dreaded March Outs (white gloves)!!!!!
Worst one RAF St Athan '76; we knew they were going to gut the OMQ kitchen after we left but I did the right thing & cleaned, as you should, the "free-standing" electric cooker which was still attached by the heavy duty cabling to the wall & could not be pulled out or twisted to get behind & clean. In the minutes before the actual March Out station services comes & disconnects said cooker & thus reveals hitherto unaccessible "grot" behind, & OH was told he'd have to pay for the complete clean!!! We fought & won against that piece of nonsense!
Best March Out - on leaving Stafford, again, the house was due to be completely stripped out & fittings scrapped. Needless to say, I didn't lift a finger for that one.